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  1. 09-13-2006, 08:10 PM #1
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    college sucks

    last two days, i'm 2/2 for pooing green. thanks sysco.
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    I poo'd green alot in college, but it wasn't from sysco.

    It was from tequilla.
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    Believe it or not, that happens after college, too.
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    do they make you eat MRE's in college now?
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    why on earth would you actually eat on campus if it wasnt pre-packaged?
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    Don't eat the worm or the snake in the takilla.
    Aramark will make worse kaka that green.
    COLLEGE RULES you speak sacrilege
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    Wrap that wrascal, and fuck like the wind.


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  8. 09-13-2006, 09:56 PM #8
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    I go on vacation to places where my Poo is green.
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    we've got aramark. haven't seen green yet but those "industrial strength" toilets down the hall? I'm a champion, baby.

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    I'm living in a house this year. No more green poo for me. And no more of the aptly named "Washakie Shits" either.
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    We have Sudexho. No green poo but I go about 4 times a day. Anything more than 2 times in a day makes my brown eye sore.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    We have Sudexho. No green poo but I go about 4 times a day. Anything more than 2 times in a day makes my brown eye sore.
    Welcome to college. The cafeteria's put laxitives in the food so stressed out college students don't get constipated. I remember the group rush to the toilet 30 minutes after a meal. Sucked if you were late and fourth in line.

    Sudexho blows, but keep off the blue powerade if you want your shit to be brown again.

    P.S. If you're wondering why the vegi's taste funny it is because they spray them with a protein compound to keep the vegans healthy.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    late to class

    whenever i ate lunch and then went to class i always had to take the biggest shit on the way. would have to duck into a building and run to a toilet. man those beef stew days at CU boulder in CHI HO were the worst. almost poo'd in my pants trying to find a toilet in buildings i had never been in before.

    close calls.
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  14. 09-14-2006, 01:26 PM #14
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    College does NOT suck... but you will figure that out soon enough.
    "Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
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    yeah, college actually rules......



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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp
    Welcome to college.
    P.S. If you're wondering why the vegi's taste funny it is because they spray them with a protein compound to keep the vegans healthy.
    I've already been here for four years, I need no welcome. I am very used to the chapped bumhole, unfortunately.

    p.s. Damn vegans!
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    I am very used to the chapped bumhole, unfortunately.
    WRONG FORUM!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit
    WRONG FORUM!!!!!
    There's a right forum for this stuff?

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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    I stand corrected. This admission needs to be someone's siggy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    We have Sudexho. No green poo but I go about 4 times a day. Anything more than 2 times in a day makes my brown eye sore.
    Wasn't that a song?
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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    There's a right forum for this stuff?

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    yeah, main forum is the forum for testicular surgery and sphincter information
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    They are doing much better, thank you very much!!!
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  23. 09-14-2006, 03:26 PM #23
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    I thought you wre refering to Sysco (maybe it is spelled "cisco") the beverage. I recall that it cost about $1.23 for 40 oz of that shit. It was located right next to the Brown Derby 40's at Little Professor's (RIP) liquor in Santa Clara. Oh yeah, my point...it also makes your shit green.
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  24. 09-14-2006, 03:29 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw
    I thought you wre refering to Sysco (maybe it is spelled "cisco") the beverage. I recall that it cost about $1.23 for 40 oz of that shit. It was located right next to the Brown Derby 40's at Little Professor's (RIP) liquor in Santa Clara. Oh yeah, my point...it also makes your shit green.
    So does the Green food coloring they ad to beer on St. Patty's day.
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