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  1. 09-13-2006, 05:54 PM #1
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    Post Hey i need advice.

    ups...sorry(( not correct topic i'm too drunk... I'm Genrich Shilyaev...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkMans
    Hey i need advice.
    Never draw to an inside straight.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    It's not a good idea to put your cock in ...
    There are very few ways to end that sentence and have it not be true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate
    Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

    dont get into a battle of wits with a Sicilian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alyeska_Skibum
    dont get into a battle of wits with a Sicilian
    ...when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
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    Quote Originally Posted by snow_slider
    After chopping jalapenos or habeneros, be sure to wash your hands before taking a piss.
    or rub that ichy eye
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