Or getting to third base.....YOUCH!!!
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09-14-2006, 03:11 PM #26
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09-14-2006, 04:23 PM #27
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if the sign says "Do not feed the bears", brother, you'd better not feed those bears.
if it looks like dogshit, smells like dogshit and tastes like dogshit...it's probably dogshit.
never get into a kicking contest with a one-legged man. (not sure why...just believe it)
milk left out over night will spoil.
never tell your girlfriend you'll pick her up at the airport and then claim shitty cell phone reception when you really just got super baked and went to see Jackass the movie.
If a redneck says "HEY MAN! WATCH THIS!" get out of there quick. He's about to die and you could go with him.thats new hampshire as fuck
We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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