I think I see a new bachelor party novelty for the strippers....
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09-15-2006, 03:15 PM #101
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09-15-2006, 03:23 PM #102
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that was great! hahaha
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09-15-2006, 03:41 PM #103
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Funny, yet intriguing !!!
Originally Posted by s.p.c
Smoke'em If You Got'em
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09-15-2006, 03:47 PM #104
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Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Originally Posted by s.p.c
Can you get someone to translate this into meaningful English before you post, please? 
Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold wit does not redeem your craven incoherent words.
If there's an idea in your head, it's in solitary confinement.
You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. 
Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair." 
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. No, come to think of it, you would.
To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.
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09-15-2006, 03:54 PM #105
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spc + 10
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game on.
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09-15-2006, 04:06 PM #106
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Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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09-15-2006, 04:19 PM #107
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believe it or not i am a real person. i have ppl to even back that up
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09-15-2006, 04:19 PM #108
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CoreShot - guess Phunk's large font (on PAGE ONE) wasn't large enough for you. Originally Posted by phUnk
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09-15-2006, 04:20 PM #109
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Nope. didnt care enough to read the whole thread. that's all. Originally Posted by yogachik
kinda surpised this lame thread keeps on going.Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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09-15-2006, 04:41 PM #110
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Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Originally Posted by powderchick
Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
You amaze me! I didn't think it was possible for one person to possess such a vast reservoir of undiluted gibberish! You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong." 
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line.
I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Nah, of course you would.
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.
When you're ready for your stretch pant makeover holla!
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09-15-2006, 04:50 PM #111
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ppl? naked pics. we want naked pics. Originally Posted by powderchick
Elvis has left the building
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09-15-2006, 04:50 PM #112
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http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...treet+lobotomy+
real original, LG15.
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09-15-2006, 04:51 PM #113
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fashion tip post preservation service Originally Posted by lax
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09-15-2006, 06:44 PM #114
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i dont know about the rest of you, but i kinda want to see her in some tight pants.....or without. who gives a fuck about outdated fashion?
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09-15-2006, 07:55 PM #115
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You can use rear entry if you want. Originally Posted by lonelygirl15
Last edited by s.p.c; 09-15-2006 at 08:10 PM.
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09-15-2006, 08:17 PM #116
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This is about stir-ups not strap-ons you kinky freak. Originally Posted by s.p.c
You can use rear entry if you want.
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