quicherbitchin

[OldLarry]

Dear Mrs. Larry-

Yes, I know you are tired and stressed and harassed and all that, but the constant moaning and groaning about it has become truly annoying.

QUICHERBITCHIN!

TIA

Your Loving Husband,

Larry

[MakersTeleMark]

You see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

[OldLarry]

You see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

Um, what? Is that from a movie or something? Pretty funny regardless-

[mmcpheet]

Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack!

[ptavv]

it's kwitcherbitchin

[OldLarry]

Dear Mrs. Larry-

Thank you for (inadvertently) admitting that it was your Aunt Flo that was making you so cranky. Now that I know the root cause of the issue, I will do my best to come up with plausable scenarios which will limit our interaction until she has left town for the month.

Until then, by cell phone will be out of batteries and an emergency business trip or two may arise.

Your Loving Husband,

Larry

PS- Is it okay for me to pick a time every month or so during which I can behave like a total prick (which in my case will be expressed by prolonged periods in dark bars and late arrivals)?

[Spicoli]

Maybe if ya just hit it a couple times during that week, things would be different.

[phUnk]

Yeah. Spicoli's hitting it, you might as well too.

[SafteySquad]

PS- Is it okay for me to pick a time every month or so during which I can behave like a total prick (which in my case will be expressed by prolonged periods in dark bars and late arrivals)?

of course, girls do it every month...

[cj001f]

of course, girls do it every month...

you bring it out in them.

[Spicoli]

Yeah. Spicoli's hitting it, you might as well too.

I use the curtains for a wash rag too.

[OldLarry]

Maybe if ya just hit it a couple times during that week, things would be different.

eeeewww 12345

[OldLarry]

I use the curtains for a wash rag too.

a wash rag? : dueling banjos: