Dear Mrs. Larry-
Yes, I know you are tired and stressed and harassed and all that, but the constant moaning and groaning about it has become truly annoying.
QUICHERBITCHIN!![]()
TIA
Your Loving Husband,
Larry
Dear Mrs. Larry-
Yes, I know you are tired and stressed and harassed and all that, but the constant moaning and groaning about it has become truly annoying.
QUICHERBITCHIN!![]()
TIA
Your Loving Husband,
Larry
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
You see what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
Um, what? Is that from a movie or something? Pretty funny regardless-Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack!
it's kwitcherbitchin
Dear Mrs. Larry-
Thank you for (inadvertently) admitting that it was your Aunt Flo that was making you so cranky. Now that I know the root cause of the issue, I will do my best to come up with plausable scenarios which will limit our interaction until she has left town for the month.
Until then, by cell phone will be out of batteries and an emergency business trip or two may arise.
Your Loving Husband,
Larry
PS- Is it okay for me to pick a time every month or so during which I can behave like a total prick (which in my case will be expressed by prolonged periods in dark bars and late arrivals)?
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Maybe if ya just hit it a couple times during that week, things would be different.
Yeah. Spicoli's hitting it, you might as well too.
of course, girls do it every month...Originally Posted by OldLarry
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you bring it out in them.Originally Posted by SafteySquad
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I use the curtains for a wash rag too.Originally Posted by phUnk
eeeewww 12345Originally Posted by Spicoli
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a wash rag? : dueling banjos:Originally Posted by Spicoli
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