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Thread: Hey Arty -- When are you getting your sled? I heard you're getting one (nm)

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    Hey Arty -- When are you getting your sled? I heard you're getting one (nm)

    I said no message biatch! Title asks it all.
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    Thumbs up

    Forgot to add this:

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    You should get the SnoMissile, it rips.


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    Man you guys are going to be dashing like mofos........laughing ALL the way


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    I'll be getting one as soon as:

    1) I rob a bank
    2) I have time to use one
    3) lph stops bugging me about it
    4) pigs fly
    5) hell freezes over
    AND
    6) you bitches pay for gas
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    I'll be getting one as soon as:
    6) you bitches pay for gas
    I'd be willing to consider it.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Telenater
    I'd be willing to consider it.......
    Well in that case, I'd be willing to consider finding you a hot Thai stripper for you bachelor party. But that still doesn't help with requirements 1 through 5.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    I'll be getting one as soon as:

    1) I rob a bank
    bank? you work at a casino and handle their $$$... 2 + 2
    Prrrrrrr....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Well in that case, I'd be willing to consider finding you a hot Thai stripper for you bachelor party. But that still doesn't help with requirements 1 through 5.

    Sorry, the Thai Stripper on my registry has already been provided by Superstar Punani.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowTigress
    bank? you work at a casino and handle their $$$... 2 + 2
    In this case, 2 + 2 = a bench vise and a blowtorch. No thanks.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    stick with snowblades



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    Ill move back to SLT if you step up to a sled. Ill even give free riding lessons.
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    What cause everytime I see you or talk to you i ask you when and what you are going to buy? Cause I tell you to buy a double trailer since I only have a single and one of us should have a double? Cause even when we are mountain biking I find a way to bring it up?

    I would hardly call any of that 'bugging you' as you put it.


    I just want you to enjoy your few paltry ski days each year and I need a friend who has a sled. One sled is kinda useless. My friends who do have sleds want to use them to go snowmobiling.




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    Posting for an update: Did Arty get his sled yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Posting for an update: Did Arty get his sled yet?
    The Bananaphone called -- it doesn't sound good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    The Bananaphone called -- it doesn't sound good.
    Make it STOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Make it STOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
    The bananaphone would be easier to stop than the badgering about the sled

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    Hmmmm...interesting that AKA is so silent on this issue. Cause you damn well know my sled is gonna go "missing" mid-week while I'm at work.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Hmmmm...interesting that AKA is so silent on this issue. Cause you damn well know my sled is gonna go "missing" mid-week while I'm at work.

    Pssst... I think you have to get one first.

    If storage is holding you back, I'm sure phUnk could help design your own "bat-cave" rotating pedastal to store it, and have his contractor come place it.
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    Nah, he can park it at my house. I promise to wash and wax it every day.


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    is it gonna have a custom 199" track?

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    Hey Arty -- When are you getting your sled? I heard you're getting one
    Why don’t you and Mr. Artovichzxczxvxcvzxcvwww go dutch on a sled? Nick will show you bozos how to drive and I’ll bring an old tow rope.

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    I had to run to Home Depot (no time for Bed, Bath & Beyond), did Arty get that sled while I was out?

    Just Wondering,
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