How lazy are you?

**iceman** · 08-31-2006, 03:36 PM

Me, I'm pretty lazy. Here's an example: About ten steps from here is a bathroom. The toilet in the bathroom has a cracked seat. When you sit down on it, if you don't strategically shift your weight, it pinches the shit out of your ass. I often forget to shift my weight and get pinched. That is not what shows I'm lazy.

What shows I'm lazy is the brand-new toilet seat still in the box about five steps away from here. It's right on the way to the bathroom, leaning against the wall, where it's been for about six weeks.

But when you gotta go there's not really time to fix the thing...and then after I get pinched again, I swear I'm gonna fix it...in a little while. And then I post about it instead of fixing it. It's a two-minute repair that has hurt me like 20 times and it's still not fixed. That's fucking lazy.

Nobody can top that.

**lemon boy** · 08-31-2006, 03:42 PM

I was too lazy to read all that can you condense?

**lemon boy** · 08-31-2006, 03:43 PM

and you edited it! that isn't lazy! FUCKING FAKE!

I'm so lazy I went to post this but the time thing hit me instead of editin my old post i'm typin this

**SnowToad** · 08-31-2006, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

it pinches the shit out of your ass.

For a second I thought you were describing a sphincter.

**Beaver** · 08-31-2006, 04:02 PM

I'm so lazy that instead of walking the 6 extra steps to the toilet, I piss in the sink.

**slippy** · 08-31-2006, 04:33 PM

I wear Depends.

**slim** · 08-31-2006, 04:34 PM

I just poop in my pants.

**Huckwheat** · 08-31-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Beaver

I'm so lazy that instead of walking the 6 extra steps to the toilet, I piss in the sink.

Your NSRW posts show you arent that lazy.....those things take work.

**Beaver** · 08-31-2006, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Huckwheat

Your NSRW posts show you arent that lazy.....those things take work.

Hours of research for each post.

**iceman** · 08-31-2006, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

and you edited it! that isn't lazy! FUCKING FAKE!

haha, I wondered if anybody would pick up on that, in my defense it was a horrible grammar mistake that might have given people the wrong idea and I edited it right away but the machine flagged the edit, stupid machine.

**Brocktoon** · 08-31-2006, 06:44 PM

I urinate in a gatorade bottle at work. Bathroom is 20 steps away + up 4 stairs.

**coJibbin** · 08-31-2006, 06:44 PM

Lazy is when you wake up in the middle of the night and piss in a water bottle so you dont have to get up. Thats lazy!

**PaSucks** · 08-31-2006, 07:24 PM

Sometimes I sit down to pee.

**Sutter** · 08-31-2006, 07:56 PM

you're gay, not lazy

**snowsprite** · 08-31-2006, 08:27 PM

I'm not only lazy, I'm a procrastinator. For instance, at work I left a cup of cawfee out so long that it became a cracked maze much like the sahara desert.

The worst one though was when I left 1/4 of a cup of that instant chicken soup crap in a mug out on my desk over a long weekend. In the morning on Monday I was like P-U...wtf is that? Then I had to go wash that sucka. It was un-fun.

I should really be ashamed of myself, but I find it rather amusing in a way (the look on my coworkers faces that is).

Sprite
(the ultimate procrastinator)

**iceman** · 08-31-2006, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Brocktoon

I urinate in a gatorade bottle at work. Bathroom is 20 steps away + up 4 stairs.

Well, stairs.

I can see doing that, if there were stairs.

**MarsB** · 09-01-2006, 09:45 AM

I broke the pipe under my sink in my bathroom about four months ago. I wash my hands and spit toothpaste out in the tub.

**altagirl** · 09-01-2006, 10:10 AM

We have a jetted tub in the master bathroom. I loved that thing - so relaxing. But one day the overflow thing leaked, so I quit using it. Last week we fixed it. It cost $4. It only took about 4 years to do that.