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    Strippers at the Wood

    If this doesn't get Punani to come home then I don't know what will...

    My alarm clock radio went off this morning and while lying in bed trying to motivate myself to get up I caught the following:

    "...be sure to sign up at Cornice Sports by Superbowl Sunday to win a chance to ski at Kirkwood with the Fantasy Girls."
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    DUUUUUUUUDE!!! sign me up! you have all my details

    Mmm...face shots!!!

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    Originally posted by Punani
    DUUUUUUUUDE!!! sign me up! you have all my details

    Mmm...face shots!!!
    Let's see...

    Name: Superstar Punani
    Occupation: International Jigolo/Photoslut
    Phone: (323) IMH-ORNY
    Address:
    555 Starlet Way
    Los Angeles, CA


    Actually, I would sign you up. But I have no idea where Cornice Sports is. There's no listing for Cornice in Reno; maybe they renamed the Kirkwood Store or something.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Or come ski w/ the Dublin pole dancing girls in Mammoth; although I don't think they meet Fantasy girl standards(at least not 'till midnight!).
    Gave up on the bottle, give me the lobotomy.

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