Friday Bacon

**Stymie** · 08-25-2006, 06:21 AM

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.as...OD&ProdID=1733

**Mrs Roo** · 08-25-2006, 06:23 AM

How weird. I'm at my desk eating bacon, then this thread pops up!

**bklyn** · 08-25-2006, 07:10 AM

Now in strawberry flavor!

UNCLE OINKER'S GUMMY BACON

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw.

Each box contains four slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag

**snowsprite** · 08-25-2006, 07:10 AM

Mrs. Roo...there is absolutely nothing odd about sitting at your desk eating bacon at any time. It was synchronicity though.

Let me add that it seems to me you are making some very sound nutritional choices, and as a result of eating this delicious crispy treat you are going to have one hell of a good day.

You go girl!

Sprite

**Baconzoo** · 08-25-2006, 08:00 AM

I just ate a Canadian Bacon Bagel with egg.

The Wallet! I want one....

BACON WALLET
Elvis would want you to have this.

Put some meat into your pocket with one of these intriguing bacon wallets! You thought people looked at you weird before? Wait until you see the looks you get from pulling a wad of bacon out of your jeans

**Mrs Roo** · 08-25-2006, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by snowsprite

Mrs. Roo...there is absolutely nothing odd about sitting at your desk eating bacon at any time. It was synchronicity though.

Let me add that it seems to me you are making some very sound nutritional choices, and as a result of eating this delicious crispy treat you are going to have one hell of a good day.

You go girl!

Sprite

You're quite right. If I sit at my desk eating bacon for over 85% of my day that drastically increases the probability of an internet bacon dual event.

Deep.

**Mtn Man** · 08-25-2006, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

You're quite right. If I sit at my desk eating bacon for over 85% of my day that drastically increases the probability of an internet bacon dual event.

Deep.

I'll write up a formal study on the effects of bacon to the human psyche while in cubicle hell. Maybe we'll get published?!?

Mmmmm, weekend bacon....

B)

**Mrs Roo** · 08-25-2006, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by Mtn Man

I'll write up a formal study on the effects of bacon to the human psyche while in cubicle hell. Maybe we'll get published?!?

Mmmmm, weekend bacon....

B)

Will that be qualitative (how do you 'feel' about bacon while at your desk) or quantitative (the mean bacon satisfaction score at a desk is significantly different to that at the breakfast table (mean at table = 52.7 +or- 3.77; mean at desk = 83.92 +or- 5.9)?

**Buster Highmen** · 08-25-2006, 08:30 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

You're quite right. If I sit at my desk eating bacon for over 85% of my day that drastically increases the probability of an internet bacon dual event.

Deep.

What's deeper is this first instance of statistical bacon incidents on the internet.

**Mrs Roo** · 08-25-2006, 08:33 AM

Bacon is worthy of a deeper analysis.

**Buster Highmen** · 08-25-2006, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

Bacon is worthy of a deeper analysis.

You mean rashers, right? Bacon is thin cut.

**Mtn Man** · 08-25-2006, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

Will that be qualitative (how do you 'feel' about bacon while at your desk) or quantitative (the mean bacon satisfaction score at a desk is significantly different to that at the beakfast table (mean at table = 52.7 +or- 3.77; mean at desk = 83.92 +or- 5.9)?

Qualitative and Quantitative to cover all angles. We don't want an ounce of doubt that bacon enhances everyone's lives.

Electrodes will be involved....
No animals will be hurt in this study....only a few maggots....

B)

**Mrs Roo** · 08-25-2006, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Mtn Man

Qualitative and Quantitative to cover all angles. We don't want an ounce of doubt that bacon enhances everyone's lives.

Electrodes will be involved....
No animals will be hurt in this study....only a few maggots....

B)

Except for the initial pig sacrifice, of course

**Buster Highmen** · 08-25-2006, 08:39 AM

The normal bacon, also called Porcine bacon, is an extremely important probability bacon in many fields. It is a family of bacons of the same general form, differing in their location and scale parameters: the mean ("average") and standard deviation ("variability"), respectively. The standard normal bacon is the normal bacon with a mean of zero and a standard deviation of one (the green curves in the plots to the right). It is often called the bell curve because the graph of its probability density resembles a bell.

**Mrs Roo** · 08-25-2006, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

The normal bacon, also called Porcine bacon, is an extremely important probability bacon in many fields. It is a family of bacons of the same general form, differing in their location and scale parameters: the mean ("average") and standard deviation ("variability"), respectively. The standard normal bacon is the normal bacon with a mean of zero and a standard deviation of one (the green curves in the plots to the right). It is often called the bell curve because the graph of its probability density resembles a bell.

But if we looked 3 standard deviations to the right of the mean, would this be the end of the bell? i.e. the bell en.... oh never mind.

**DaveTV** · 08-25-2006, 09:01 AM

**Mtn Man** · 08-25-2006, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

But if we looked 3 standard deviations to the right of the mean, would this be the end of the bell? i.e. the bell en.... oh never mind.

Sounds like we're getting into the realm of 6 Sigma. Is it the weekend yet???

B)

**Mrs Roo** · 08-25-2006, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by Mtn Man

Is it the weekend yet???

B)

I hope so. This endless round of ANOVAs is doing my head in. They are not even on bacon related variables, godammit!

I would relish bacon statistics, however.............drool...........