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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    You're fuckin' right! Last I heard, she'd been done for giving someone a blowjob in a 4x4.
    THAT CANNOT BE PROVED. And she's not that skanky in the flesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brownmonkey
    THAT CANNOT BE PROVED. And she's not that skanky in the flesh.
    Wait a minute, 4x4.............penchant for the slightly older lady.............furious denials......................................must have been Stan Collymore!!!
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    You have a French penis? Does it surrender at the first sign of adversity? You know they make pills for that kind of thing.
    My penis loves French, Greek, Russian....I'm not sure if there is Icelandic, but I'm sure it would be down with that too.
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    That chick is foul and manish. You can almost see on the page she gives head and uses her teeth.
    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

    "welcome to the hacienda, asshole." --s.p.c.

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    I have no comment on the woman, but a little toothiness is OK by me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Wait a minute, 4x4.............penchant for the slightly older lady.............furious denials......................................must have been Stan Collymore!!!
    Or brownmonkey.

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    How did you make that connection???
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Brownmonkey used to play for Nottingham Forest and has been caught dogging on so many occasions that he moved house to be next to a secluded car park.

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    Definitely weak...they have used the same chick for years. PLus, where's the boobies? I like boobies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kungfookungpow
    Definitely weak...they have used the same chick for years.
    So it could be Kathy from Eastenders in her younger days then.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kungfookungpow
    I like boobies.
    How rare.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    I'm ez 2 pleez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdog
    Both season's the slogan said "Nothing gets between me and my Stocklis ... absolutely nothing." At least they changed the slogan tacky though it may be.
    Are you shiting me? That line was used 30 years ago in a Calvin Klein ad with Brooke (or was it Creek...Stream?) Shields. Something about nothing getting between her and her Calvins. She was only 12 or 13 and the ad created an uproar and was subsequently pulled.

    Stockli ad person must be an aging pedophile.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    Why is the girl on the Fattypus advert so skank?
    They’re from Breckenridge; she's the best they got.

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    Has she got some sort of haematoma on her leg?

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    She took it in the poopenhausen and it got a little messy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Has she got some sort of haematoma on her leg?
    It almost looks like a horse.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    another uncreative ad from Stockli, featuring a tranny as their eye-candy.

    whatever.

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    French penises do not encounter adversity. (Or they'd probably surrender, yes.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    It almost looks like a horse.
    The hematoma or the girl?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumper Bones
    another uncreative ad from Stockli, featuring a tranny as their eye-candy.

    whatever.
    Tranndy?
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    Arrow

    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    Tranny?
    She's a man, man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Crash
    French penises do not encounter adversity. (Or they'd probably surrender, yes.)

    So the point is, that you're a French admirer who drives a Miata. I didn't think it could get any gayer, and then this.
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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