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  1. 08-24-2006, 12:43 PM #1
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    Go to Google, type in failure, and laugh at the first site....

    Go to Google, type in failure, and laugh at the first site....
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  2. 08-24-2006, 12:45 PM #2
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    welcome to 2004....
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    Say hello to 2004 while your back there

    shit how did you beat me to that.........
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  6. 08-24-2006, 01:22 PM #6
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  7. 08-24-2006, 03:46 PM #7
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    2 drops. And can anyone explain to me how we are so much better than 2004? At least I was paying under $3 a gallon for gas.
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  10. 08-24-2006, 04:10 PM #10
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    The Google people must have a way of manually associating certain sites with any given keyword, that somehow overrides their crawler db index/search algorithm.

    That can't be just an appropriate coincidence... another reason I love Google.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear
    The Google people must have a way of manually associating certain sites with any given keyword, that somehow overrides their crawler db index/search algorithm.

    That can't be just an appropriate coincidence... another reason I love Google.
    Nah, it's all about links and anchor texts - geeks abusing the algorythms.
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    Best shit I've seen in a while.
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    Try "liar" and "swivel eyed loons".
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    Why would you waste one on Micheal Howard?

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    Why would you waste one on Micheal Howard?

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    Because he has a fit wife.
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    Originally Posted by bio-smear
    The Google people must have a way of manually associating certain sites with any given keyword, that somehow overrides their crawler db index/search algorithm.

    That can't be just an appropriate coincidence... another reason I love Google.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletizer
    Nah, it's all about links and anchor texts - geeks abusing the algorythms.
    Technically, you're both right...

    Mulletizer is just more right in this case
    edited to add: 'abusing' isn't quite the right word...

    Search engines do what we like to call "hand-jobs" all the time... but link bombing is a much more fun for us geeks on this side of the machine.

    Google does have the ability to hand edit or manipulate results over the algorithm, and has been known to in the past. The famed "scientology" case is probably the biggest example.

    Yahoo once poked fun at google by hand editing the results.

    Ask.com hand edited results so that barry could propose to his girlfriend when she typed in her name.
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    This is a good explanation Google Bomb
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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  18. 08-25-2006, 08:28 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman
    This is a good explanation Google Bomb
    That's so yesterday at 11.15.
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