Post here if you're a pervert who skis

**Plakespear** · 08-21-2006, 10:34 PM

Post away!

**Benny Profane** · 08-21-2006, 10:38 PM

yo yo, whattup, bitch.

**sfotex** · 08-21-2006, 10:41 PM

Uh, I think I'm in the wrong place, uh, I was here for the, uh, ducks unlimited meeting. Yeah, well, guess I'll be going now.

**Mofro261** · 08-21-2006, 10:45 PM

Perverted, introverted, sometimes inverted.

**teamdirt** · 08-21-2006, 10:46 PM

Can't deny that I haven't checked out the hot mom in the ski clothes.............not to mention her daughter..........................................
can't even begin to explain the thoughts I encoutered of both of them...together.....

**cj001f** · 08-21-2006, 10:47 PM

titties? where's the titties!

**ANON-505** · 08-21-2006, 10:52 PM

Hi. My name's anon.

I'm a sex skiing fiend. I love porno and I also love my bike, and a rope length splitter.

No shit:
The first time a girl gave me a handjob was on a chairlift, in Ohio, 13 years ago. maybe that's the route of this whole problem.

**TJ.Brk** · 08-21-2006, 10:52 PM

Skiing naked, drinking beer, and doing something strange with bacon. That is my motto

**The AD** · 08-21-2006, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by ANON-505

No shit:
The first time a girl gave me a handjob was on a chairlift, in Ohio, 13 years ago.

Did she take her gloves off or not?

**ANON-505** · 08-21-2006, 10:58 PM

she did. but i was wearing jeans under my CB shell pants (yah, that's right). She had a hard time getting to my pecker, plus...it's ohio, so the lift ride was about 2.5 minutes. Needless to say, it was a challenge getting off the chair.
Her friend was on the chair with us, but was 'looking the other direction'.

Slut!

Edit: maybe w/ Hestras it wouldn't have been a problem.

**TJ.Brk** · 08-21-2006, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by ANON-505

She had a hard time getting to my pecker

Well maybe you should remember to carry your "Squirrel: emergency blowjob kit" for those with small ski boots.

"Squirrel: emergency blowjob kit"
1. Tweasers
2. Pepper
3. Magnifying glass

<disclaimer>Splat told me about the squirrel kit

**ANON-505** · 08-21-2006, 11:17 PM

hey man, it was on a chairlift, i was hardly pubescent (14), i had jeans on and beneath those probably some tightywhities, with zipperless shell pants.

It was a challenging situation!

**Mex** · 08-21-2006, 11:20 PM

I think I've posted more in the NSFW threads in the padded room than anywhere else on this board. Does that count?

**TJ.Brk** · 08-21-2006, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by ANON-505

hey man, it was on a chairlift, i was hardly pubescent (14), i had jeans on and beneath those probably some tightywhities, with zipperless shell pants.

It was a challenging situation!

I know man. I just couldn't resist that moment to post the tweasers joke.

**Tectonically_Neglected** · 08-22-2006, 12:41 AM

Not that many posting here, eh?

**freshie247** · 08-22-2006, 12:42 AM

Have you seen my avatar?

**Daywalker** · 08-22-2006, 05:31 AM

sure, I'll be in the club.

**snowsprite** · 08-22-2006, 06:55 AM

I can't stop checkin' out people's ski poles

Sprite

**FrankZappa** · 08-22-2006, 07:02 AM

I am gross and perverted
Im obsessed n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you cant look away
I make you think Im delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin out
From your tv set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we dont need you
Dont got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

Thats right, folks..
Dont touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin along on your livinroom floor

I am the slime from your video
Cant stop the slime, people, lookit me go

**Keoni** · 08-22-2006, 11:15 AM

Define pervert...

**GoldMember** · 08-22-2006, 11:17 AM

I don't know that I consider myself a pervert but I'm definitely a skier so, yeah, I'll toss in a post here.

**Johnny Deep** · 08-22-2006, 12:59 PM

I am not a pervert, just misunderstood.

**Crinkle** · 08-22-2006, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by freshie247

Have you seen my avatar?

better yet, have you met him in person ?????

**ReaganLogan** · 08-22-2006, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by freshie247

Have you seen my avatar?

Love the signature...

That was a funny as hell movie. Let's get some F*@king French Toast....

LMAO....

**Buzzworthy** · 08-22-2006, 01:44 PM

No love for the perverted snowboarders, again.

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