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    Mullet at McDonald's

    Hate to admit that I was there tonight but I happened to stumble upon something I never thought I would believe unless I saw it in the flesh. This dude had a mullet, but not just your standard business in the front, party in the back mullet. I had to double take and cursed my self for not owning a camera phone at that very moment but this guy actually had dreadlocks working in the back. I think it was one of those "once in a lifetime" sightings that you tell your friends about but they still don't believe it. Classic.

    That is all.

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    Did it look like this dude?

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    damn! ask and ye shall recieve.

    I sported a dread mullet for about 3 hours many years ago. When I cut my hair, first I made it a dready mohawk, then took the top off and made a dread mullet. awful, awful look

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    Nice. This guy's was even better than that with nearly a flat top working for him on top.

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    back in the day, I had one of the first mullets ever
    Points on their own sitting way up high

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    Godamn, when will you people learn? There's pride in having a mullet and the uglier the mullet the greater the pride. And, well, that sounds frickin' disgusting...

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    That is indeed a rare sighting. That species is seldom seen outside of his native European climbing communities. Consider yourself lucky to have survived such an encounter.

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    A friend of mine once developed a dread-mullet where all the locks on the back of his head merged into one mud-flap-like mass. It wasn’t so cool.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

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    Speaking of once in a life time happenings.
    I once was at this small town bar with a buddy and had this woman come up and start talking with us. When my buddy asked if she wanted a drink she said she only drinks the "Good Stuff"... He said fine, have a Top shelf such as Canadian Club, and Jack or a good Vodka. She then turned to him and explained that she meant "CUM"!!!!! His fiance was near, so he got scared and left. He left me there with her and the bar tender knew my wife, so she looked at me like I was up to no good. The CUM woman then told me how she did not like skinny guys like myself but ones with more meat on their bones like my fat ass friend... She then tol dme she had no idea where South Haven, Kalamazoo, Paw Paw or Grand Rapids was since she just moved here.
    Anyways, that is most likely the funniest / strnage thing that has ever happened to me...

    Oh yha the reasoning for drinking the cum??... It is great for the skin and hair..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReaganLogan
    Speaking of once in a life time happenings.
    I once was at this small town bar with a buddy and had this woman come up and start talking with us. When my buddy asked if she wanted a drink she said she only drinks the "Good Stuff"... He said fine, have a Top shelf such as Canadian Club, and Jack or a good Vodka. She then turned to him and explained that she meant "CUM"!!!!! His fiance was near, so he got scared and left. He left me there with her and the bar tender knew my wife, so she looked at me like I was up to no good. The CUM woman then told me how she did not like skinny guys like myself but ones with more meat on their bones like my fat ass friend... She then tol dme she had no idea where South Haven, Kalamazoo, Paw Paw or Grand Rapids was since she just moved here.
    Anyways, that is most likely the funniest / strnage thing that has ever happened to me...

    Oh yha the reasoning for drinking the cum??... It is great for the skin and hair..........
    wow, that was just unrelated/kinda disturbing. I expected to see a page full of mullets to brighten up my day, but instead I have a mental picture of some skanky 60 year old in a bar trying to sell herself.....

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    I think the most awe-inspiring mullet I have ever seen was one on kid who couldn't have been older than 10. It was at Bumbershoot (big Seattle music festival) and at first I only saw him from the front so I thought he just had a pretty weak 1-2 inch mohawk, but as I circled around I took another look and stopped in my tracks. The kid had a mullet-mohawk! it was rediculous, it looked like somebody had shaved his rediculous mullet into one strip down the middle of his head. I felt bad for him.

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    Meh - that's nothing compared to THIS GUY:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Meh - that's nothing compared to THIS GUY:

    Dude that kinda looks like Splat!!???

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    He's Splat's Bangalore counterpart... [Apu]Fah King Eh?[/apu]

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    Quote Originally Posted by elchupanebre4
    wow, that was just unrelated/kinda disturbing. I expected to see a page full of mullets to brighten up my day, but instead I have a mental picture of some skanky 60 year old in a bar trying to sell herself.....

    ELC:

    Actually this chick was in her early twenties, slinder and blonde...
    Not bad at all especially after a few drinks...
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    Dear Penthouse Forum:

    I never thought this would happen to me....

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    So... business up front, rasta in back?

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