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    Post if you search woman

    You search woman? I'm single woman and i search man my mail: valentinofera@gmail,com
    I'm 35y.old. If you search woman write to me and i can send to you my new pics
    and tell more about myself. I post this message from this forum because
    i don't have credit card and can't use dating site.
    If you want find a friend please write to me i am very lonely woman.
    Valentina

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    adam is offline The Shred Pirate Roberts
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    All we want to know is:
    Do you take it in the poopenhausen?

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    You have seduced me with your feminine wiles and offer of easy sex. Kindly accept all of my worldly possessions as a small token of my gratitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    All we want know is:
    Do you take it in poopenhausen?
    Fixed it for you. I don't think she understands proper english.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    You have seduced me with your feminine wiles and offer of easy sex. Kindly accept all of my worldly possessions as a small token of my gratitude.



    "Welcome to Prince Bandars house"

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    Shhh! I have to get her across the border first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    All we want to know is:
    Do you take it in the poopenhausen?
    Be careful, this could be a trick

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    adam is offline The Shred Pirate Roberts
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    So you mean I shouldn't have emailed her with all my private information?

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    I wonder how her gag reflex is?
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    She was born without a gag reflex- one of the only positive aspects of the Chernobyl disaster.

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    Maybe she has 4 tits too
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    adam is offline The Shred Pirate Roberts
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    and 5 poopenhausens?

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    This entire thread has me so turned on right now.

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    adam is offline The Shred Pirate Roberts
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    how could 4 boobs and 5 poopenhausens not turn you on?

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    I'm a leg man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    how could 4 boobs and 5 poopenhausens not turn you on?
    If they're attatched to a woman who looks mysteriously like phUnk.
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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    YES CALL ME COLLECT, HONEY 307-734-8192
    I'LL BE WAITING!!

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    ^You are a fucking tool.

    For the good of all mankind, send your snowmachine and vaporizer to someone cool and then put yourself out our misery.

    You are an embarrassment to Alaskans, stoners, and retards everywhere.

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    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by berko
    ^I am a fucking tool.

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