Hey guys and gals,
Im a fellow ski enthusiast like yourselves, nothing better than a relaxing ski down some powder with noone around to bother you.
I just got a referral from one of my friends to look at http://www.tiredandtested.com. Its a site where you can make new friends or find old ones who are into the same sports as yourself, you might even find some people going to the same resorts as yourself who you can meet up with.
I must say i've been looking around and it seems pretty cool.
Give it a try!
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Thread: Tired and Tested
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08-15-2006, 06:21 AM #1
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Tired and Tested
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08-15-2006, 06:25 AM #2
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Ingredients: Pork, with Ham, Salt, Water, Sugar, Sodium Nitrite
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08-15-2006, 08:51 AM #3
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Ham is pork. Why the need to repeat themselves?
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08-15-2006, 09:12 AM #4
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Homer: Lisa...you mean you aren't going to eat any meat at all?
Originally Posted by Grange
Lisa: No.
Homer: What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Not even pork chops??
Lisa: DAD! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: He he.....rrright Lisa...a wonderful, magical anmial.thats new hampshire as fuck
We ain't eager to be legal, so please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle.
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08-15-2006, 09:34 AM #5
Que demande le peuple?
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Bacon's a vegetarian food, right?
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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08-15-2006, 09:36 AM #6
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The bacon man lives in the bacon house!
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08-15-2006, 10:45 AM #7
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Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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08-15-2006, 10:56 AM #8
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Hi Stephan! May I suggest you join our friendly and knowledgable community of skiers at ALPINEZONE! We have the best moderators in the cyber-ski world who let you enjoy quality discussion without all the childish, juvenile banter you will get here. Come join the party!
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08-15-2006, 11:07 AM #9
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Originally Posted by AlpineZone
Hi Stephan! May I suggest you join our friendly and knowledgable community of skiers at ALPINEZONE! We have the best moderators in the cyber-ski world who let you enjoy quality discussion without all the childish, juvenile banter you will get here. Come join the party!
Still sore?
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08-15-2006, 11:19 AM #10
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God damn I love Greg.
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08-15-2006, 12:49 PM #11
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Tell Bart I would pay $29.43 to tag his sister on a crowded subway car. Unlubed.
http://www.paskiandride.com/
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08-15-2006, 01:18 PM #12
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What is a ski enthusiast?
This is some religion thang, right?
Is it one step below a ski scientologist?
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08-15-2006, 02:20 PM #13
wait, what?
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Ummm duh, that is why we belong to TGR. Do you GET what this Forum is about????
I am here for THE BACON!
Originally Posted by Stephan
Hey guys and gals,
Im a fellow ski enthusiast like yourselves, nothing better than a relaxing ski down some powder with noone around to bother you.
I just got a referral from one of my friends to look at http://www.tiredandtested.com. Its a site where you can make new friends or find old ones who are into the same sports as yourself, you might even find some people going to the same resorts as yourself who you can meet up with.
I must say i've been looking around and it seems pretty cool.
Give it a try!
"Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality." -Dolores LaChapelle
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08-15-2006, 02:25 PM #14
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Could splat include a tube of bacon flavored, heat sensitive, tingling massage oil with every FKNA shirt?
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08-15-2006, 03:50 PM #15
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We almost cooked bacon on the press this morning....
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08-15-2006, 03:58 PM #16
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I'm gonna epoxy a piece of cooked bacon onto the topsheet of one of my boards, shellac it, and see how long it lasts.
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08-15-2006, 04:04 PM #17
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Splat, You know how One Ball Jay makes that wax with different fruit smells when you melt it?
How about FKNA Ski Wax that smells like bacon?!
I am a markitering gineious.Your dog just ate an avocado!
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08-15-2006, 04:04 PM #18
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Viva, me likey.
How about doing a whole set, with others that smell like coffee, toast, eggs, and potatoes?
Bacon could be the all temp, or the rub on.
Another good all temp would smell like Huevos Rancheros!Last edited by rideit; 08-15-2006 at 04:07 PM.
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08-15-2006, 04:07 PM #19
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Bad idea...some stoned maggot would get the munchies and overcome by the sensuous aroma, eat said wax. Originally Posted by Viva
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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08-15-2006, 04:08 PM #20
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Starting to think I might have missed our demographics with our new FART WAX.
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08-15-2006, 04:08 PM #21
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Wax is edible, like those wax lips. No biggie.
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08-15-2006, 04:24 PM #22
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As I recall, farting and burping were included in the (in)famous bacon thread. Originally Posted by splat
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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08-15-2006, 05:32 PM #23
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Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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