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  1. 01-26-2004, 03:32 PM #1
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    How to tow a car (not)

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    Brilliant.

    All those heads and not a brain among them. What? No one thought to do a little shoveling first?

    (beyond the obvious of where to attach the tow rope)


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    People from Jersey get all the shit, when it's people from Maryland that are truly hurting.
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    That's hillarious, funniest part is they had a clear driveway, they could have pushed it up the driveway with the five guys there and easily backed it around the snow they were stuck in.

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    Originally posted by Pinner
    People from Jersey get all the shit, when it's people from Maryland that are truly hurting.
    Can't argue with the truth.

    (of course I'm actually FROM boston, I just live here)
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    reminds me of the time we were out "mudding" in the maine woods in a dodge omni. the thing gets stuck in a puddle which is about 30 ft across, and 3 feet deep. as omnis are not known for their fording abilities, we bog down, and water is now up to the rear seat cushions.
    someone decides to pull it out with a chain attached to the hitch of a tacoma, and the bumper of the omni.
    ready...pull. and the bumper just comes flying off almost taking out a few bystanders.
    the next best option was to have somone swim under the submerged car, and tie the chain to the rear axle.
    the car got out, but was never the same after that episode. i wish we had that one on video
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    Originally posted by rightcoast
    a puddle which is about 30 ft across, and 3 feet deep.
    That's not a puddle son........
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    Beautiful. lol
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    Originally posted by KQ
    That's not a puddle son........
    in Maine, thats a puddle bud..
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    And in Colorado it’s a lake

    It’s so quiet, it’s so cool, it’s so cold
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    those guys were starting a wicked road trip to wachusett. too bad so sad.
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    what happened to the guy taking the video??? he kept zooming in on where the bumper was bending and breaking and yet decided not to say anything.

    heh.



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    Originally posted by Billow
    And in Colorado it’s a lake
    In Utah, its a vacation destination.
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    Oh hell, I once saw a pothole in Girdwood bigger than that. Breakup was fast that spring, and a monster pothole formed in the ice right near the Mercantile. Some guy from Anchorage decides to drive his 4 x 4 pickup through it and sinks it to the door handles.
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    What a bunch of dumbasses.
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    BWAHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahah! That is hilarious. Just made my day!
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    Originally posted by Billow
    And in Colorado it’s a lake
    actually, it's a reservoir.

    And that clip is freakin hilarious.
    Last edited by funkendrenchman; 01-26-2004 at 05:44 PM.
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    Awesome.

    I love how they pull it farther into the snow bank and just make it worse.

    Ah...the youth of today....too much playstation I guess.
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    Originally posted by Ski Monkey
    Awesome.



    Ah...the youth of today....too much playstation I guess.
    so true! I did some stupid shit in my day but I at least knew that you attach a tow hook to the frame.

    now driving around town axing mailboxes from a moving car. well that was genius
  23. 01-26-2004, 07:47 PM #23
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    So the guy in the sedan had his E-Brake on, right?
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    i want to see it but no worky.
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    Originally posted by xboat
    i want to see it but no worky.
    me too
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