Isn't there a small army of front range maggots? I would hate to think that none of them could help you out. I'd offer some space myself, except I doubt renting a uhaul to bring your crap to aspen would be cheap.
If the maggots can't hook you up, I'd suggest calmly and reasonably explaining that since she filled the garage, and you really can't afford a storage rental, you really just have no options, and could she please find it in her heart to let you stay another few days. Offer for all of you to cook her dinner, or mow her lawn or some shit. Just make sure she comes through on her part of the bargain.
If all hope of getting your deposit back is gone, then I'd say its time to get nasty. How much time did you spend cleaning the garage for her? If she breached the verbal (i assume) contract with you and just used you to clean the place, I would demand that she pay you for your time. Said payment could come in monetary form, or it could just come in another couple days free housing. If she doesn't like that idea, then fuck her, just don't move out, and throw some wild parties in the next week.
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Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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