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    I just got a call from Samuel L. Jackson

    Right now on Snakesonaplane.com you can send your friends/enemies a personalized message from Samuel L. Jackson. It's basically just an ad for the movie, but I have to say that it's one of the best marketing ideas I've seen in awhile. Just enter the name of the person you want to receive it, answer a few questions to personalize the message, then enter the phone number or email of the person you'd like to send the message to.

    The possibilities with this thing are endless.
    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.

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    I've already abused it. Good times, but that bastard can't say Ted...
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    Samuel L. Jackson might just dial into a conference call this afternoon...
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodore
    I've already abused it. Good times, but that bastard can't say Ted...
    He seems to have trouble with names. For some reason he was able to pronounce Ricky, but not Rick.
    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushmouth
    Samuel L. Jackson might just dial into a conference call this afternoon...
    Bahahahahaha!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowRider4Life
    He seems to have trouble with names. For some reason he was able to pronounce Ricky, but not Rick.
    He wasn't supposed to ahve a problem with the name Craig, but when my friend got it, he was called Lance...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodore
    He wasn't supposed to ahve a problem with the name Craig, but when my friend got it, he was called Lance...
    Maybe you don't know yoiur friend "Craig" as well as you think...
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    I better! I grew up with the bastard and am in his wedding next month!
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    I just did it, and havn't gotten the call yet.. what gives?
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    Splat did tell me he liked his pussy like he liked his ski boots. I guess he meant dank, stinky and a bit packed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy
    I just did it, and havn't gotten the call yet.. what gives?
    Busy server? All of them that I tried went through within 30 seconds or so.
    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.

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    Still no call! Fuck you Samuel! Eat a bag of shit!




    Maybe he only calls to the U.S.
    Quote Originally Posted by StuntCok View Post
    Splat did tell me he liked his pussy like he liked his ski boots. I guess he meant dank, stinky and a bit packed out.

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    fuck yeah. abused the fuck of that!

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    I'm guessing someone from this board hit me today. I'm calling out truth as he's one of the few that knows my cell and home number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodore
    I've already abused it. Good times, but that bastard can't say Ted...
    That mofo can't say Ken either. My name is Ken and I wanted to send my brother, Ted some fucked up message about it being his birthday and shit. WTF?
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GheePup
    That mofo can't say Ken either. My name is Ken and I wanted to send my brother, Ted some fucked up message about it being his birthday and shit. WTF?

    Yeah, I tried to send one to my pops, ken, and had to do kenneth.....oh well.

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    use of the words "life partner" may come into play frequently here. will this leave a messege on someones machine?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    I am posting in this important thread to let all mehrcans know that I have recently received an alert from a famous actor, Mr. Samuel L. Jackson, regarding a nefarious Al Queda threat to put mother fucking snakes on a plane. Please be assured that we will be taking all steps necessary to combat this evil threat. In fact, the TSA has hired that Australian fellow that sticks his heads in crockodile mouths..heh...don't you just love it when he says "crikey"....heh... anyway... we are gonna go nookular on those damn snakes.

    Mission accomplished.

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    it does work on answering machines/voice mail
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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