Ha! My wife can't divorce me without taking a bunch of my debt and making me richer than I was before![]()
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"It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
- A. Solzhenitsyn
I'd still hit that one-legged ass, tho. Not sure if it'd be worth several hundred million.
another example of...
no matter how hot she is, some dude is sick of her shit
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
"But he confirmed that McCartney had frozen their joint bank account and had sent a "legal letter" to his wife to complain after three bottles of cleaning fluid were taken from his Sussex home to clean Mills' nearby office."
Well, god dammit, you don't just go and take a man's cleaning fluid! If that bitch ran off with my Windex, I'd put the hurt on her. And God help her if she goes near my WD40.
Your dog just ate an avocado!
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