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    Cheaters = douchebags

    Giant douchebags who should be chained to the back of a pickup and dragged down the 405 during rush hour traffic.

    That is all.

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    I agree. It's been my experience that once a cheater, always a cheater.
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by likwid
    Giant douchebags who should be chained to the back of a pickup and dragged down the 405 during rush hour traffic.

    That is all.
    I second that, but pour kerosene on them and set em on fire first.

    Feels good to know others are as angry as I am.

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    Some friends of mine cheated once when we were playing War and pounding JD (if you lose the hand, you tip back the bottle). They stacked the deck on me. I got back at them by throwing up all over the carpet.

    In retrospect, chaining them to my car and dragging them down the highway would have been more appropriate.
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    Cheaters, as in "driving in the HOV Lane" cheaters or ... who?

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    Everybody Cheats

    Sometime or another, at one thing or another.
    I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

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    You mean like when I make some turns right on the far side of the closed sign?

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    I think it's actually a pretty good show.

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    People who cheat at golf should be punished with squatting on a 460 CC Driver up the pooperheusen for a week solid.
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL
    I think it's actually a pretty good show.
    Shouldn't you be apolagi... Ah, fuck it; you know the rest.

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    I thought this thread was going to be about swift cats.



    Carry on....
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    no kitties

    but there will be kero and chains

    possibly large rocks.

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    I hate it when you are eating cheaters and you get that nasty orange stuff all over your fingers.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    But cheaters can be funny too ~ like the ones that say it'll never happen again.
    We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca

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    I thought it was gonna be about
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    (Cheeto's and Dutch nozzle <lamp>)
    Now I got the munchies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EPSkis
    But cheaters can be funny too ~ like the ones that say it'll never happen again.
    Haha..not so. Got a Bro back home that is actually going through that same kind of situation on the recieving end right now. IMHO he should have seen this coming up as possiblity from a mile away when the chick came crawling back with appologies and the sort after the first cheating episode...well this didn't last long. It sort of reminds me the old saying Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    But then what do I know, other than hindsight is always 20/20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gebster
    Haha..not so. Got a Bro back home that is actually going through that same kind of situation on the recieving end right now. IMHO he should have seen this coming up as possiblity from a mile away when the chick came crawling back with appologies and the sort after the first cheating episode...well this didn't last long. It sort of reminds me the old saying Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    But then what do I know, other than hindsight is always 20/20.
    Most impressive rendering of cliches!
    I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

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    Steven A. Smith loves himself some cheaters:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAB5lOIl-2U

    QUITE FRANKLY, THESE CHEATOS ARE THE BEST DAMN CHEATOS I'VE EVA HAD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by likwid
    Giant douchebags who should be chained to the back of a pickup and dragged down the 405 during rush hour traffic.

    That is all.
    I have been on the 405 at rush hour and other hours, aint nothin' movin'. I don't feel that such a punishment would achieve the desired effect. If the effect is to annoy to the point of desperate violence, then... probably would just suffocate from the idling engines, so maybe it would.
    Please continue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brocktoon
    Most impressive rendering of cliches!
    Yah, so I used a few too many cliches. It still doesn't change the fact that a once a cheat always a cheat or once a douchbag always a douchbag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lobstahmeatwad
    I have been on the 405 at rush hour and other hours, aint nothin' movin'. I don't feel that such a punishment would achieve the desired effect. If the effect is to annoy to the point of desperate violence, then... probably would just suffocate from the idling engines, so maybe it would.
    Please continue.
    I agree. why pick the 405? to slow and hopelessly gridlocked Personnally i would pick the 5 in my neighborhood of UCSD for dragging anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gebster
    Yah, so I used a few too many cliches. It still doesn't change the fact that a once a cheat always a cheat or once a douchbag always a douchbag.
    There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, the leopard can change his spots -- once. Change them twice -- you can't get changed again.

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