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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripzalot
    for the record i'm a very large smartass.

    thanks to this thread i just emailed my wife who is in the states now to pick up some real BBQ sauce! none of this swiss "i never tasted real BBQ sauce but i reckon this will pass for it" sauce. bleech.
    The reason you happy on Monday is a shitton of coffee?

    Mondays suck, especially when you had to work on Sunday
    Last edited by cj001f; 08-07-2006 at 09:14 AM.
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    Ripz-

    Making BBQ sauce that is better than basically any commercial sauce your old lady might pick up is easy.

    As for my Monday....I did not hit the powerball this weekend, lame.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    The boot is the, errr, 'trunk' (?) - you know, the place in the back of the car where you stick shit.

    Skint = penniless

    edg
    Doh! I thought I knew what it was. Freakin' Brits

    B)

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    I would just like to point out that it's the civic holiday in Canada today.
    Quote Originally Posted by StuntCok View Post
    Splat did tell me he liked his pussy like he liked his ski boots. I guess he meant dank, stinky and a bit packed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy
    I would just like to point out that it's the civic holiday in Canada today.
    What!? Well then what the hell am I doing at work!
    Sprite

    (I know I must have some Canadian blood in me somewhere)
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    What!? Well then what the hell am I doing at work!
    Don't worry! I'll be sure to drink an extra brew for ya.
    Quote Originally Posted by StuntCok View Post
    Splat did tell me he liked his pussy like he liked his ski boots. I guess he meant dank, stinky and a bit packed out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy

    Making BBQ sauce that is better than basically any commercial sauce your old lady might pick up is easy.
    Is this a secret recipe or will you share? I can swap for a killer Mauritian tomato chutney recipe (extra hot).
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    What!? Well then what the hell am I doing at work!
    Sprite

    (I know I must have some Canadian blood in me somewhere)
    Maybe some canadian bacon.....

    Tasty, but not quite like Taylor Ham.

    B)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    What's with the multiple posts?
    nobody knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    What's with the multiple posts?
    nobody knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    What's with the multiple posts?
    nobody knows

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    Cool

    The clouds broke, the sun came out...and monday is more than 1/2 over now.
    Yeah baby!
    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    This will help ease those Monday woes: http://www.telemarktips.com/video/PW06teaser.mpg

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    The end of the teaser is good, but I didn't feel the beginning fitted the music. Last year's was better - but there's still some time before they release it

    edg
    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    Had a super fun weekend of wedding mania with some friends from high school...but am suffering from something that I will refer to as a WDOM (Wedding Dance Off Mania) related injury. For 3 hours straight, my friend and I proceeded to out-bounce/girate every other person on the dancefloor. On lookers described it as the most aerobic dancing that they have ever seen. We were COVERED in sweat and totally exhausted. Now my calves are soooooo f-ing sore that I can barely hobble. I look like I was ridden hard and put away wet. Every time I get up from my desk, I practically topple over. Not to mention that I have the attention span that god gave a sugared up 5 year old and can't seem to get anything done. Needless to say, I don't want to be here right now.
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Talking

    Girlski, the guys are not paying attention right now so I'll say it for them:

    Pics!

    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912
    I look like I was ridden hard and put away wet.
    Ahhh, the visuals.....

    My weekend glow has worn off, I'm ready to go the f*** home. Or at least just get out of cubicle hell.

    B)

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    Egads. I just looked below my desk and saw a mama-spider with a shit load of baby spiders on her back. I stomped her and the 100s of babys went scattering. It looked like a tap dance party trying to get em all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy
    Ummmmmm! Taylors Pork Roll! That's a rare treat in these parts... (with a vegetarian wife and no local distribution.) One of few reasons I'll head south!...

    You can order some online here: http://www.jerseyporkroll.com/

    Very fast shipping and they use a nice setup of foil/bubblewrap and ice-packs so it stays nice and cold the whole time it's on the road.

    Tell Kate the Double-Tom in Seattle sent ya.
    Good runs when you get them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomK
    You can order some online here: http://www.jerseyporkroll.com/

    Very fast shipping and they use a nice setup of foil/bubblewrap and ice-packs so it stays nice and cold the whole time it's on the road.

    Tell Kate the Double-Tom in Seattle sent ya.
    Nice tip... I'm going there next... feeling better already!
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomK
    You can order some online here: http://www.jerseyporkroll.com/

    Very fast shipping and they use a nice setup of foil/bubblewrap and ice-packs so it stays nice and cold the whole time it's on the road.

    Tell Kate the Double-Tom in Seattle sent ya.
    Wow, I thought I was a fan. This site it pretty cool!

    B)

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    WOOHOO! Off in 10 minutes.

    And I didn't hardly do a damn thing today!
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Half an hour to go. Today has been one of the longest mondays in a, well, in a long time. Sigh. Soon the cubicle will release me......until tomorrow. Egad.

    Edit - and I actually did get a lot done today, until my computer ate my TPS report.
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.

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    Monday misery has finally kicked in on Wednesday. I hate this fucking job. Could it be the Cube blues, cabin fever, I need to ski? Argh!!!! I'm coming back as a bad arse skier in my next life, or is that a ski bum. What ever I just know I won't be sitting in a cube for 8 hours a day.

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    Thumbs up TAYLOR HAM ROCKS

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy
    Ummmmmm! Taylors Pork Roll! That's a rare treat in these parts... (with a vegetarian wife and no local distribution.) One of few reasons I'll head south!
    [quote=BigDaddy]



    www.porkrollxpress.com - the original online taylor ham store.

    And for shits and giggles (and cause I love Wiki) I give you -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_roll

    Taylor Ham is the best "I''ll have a taylor ham and cheese on an everything bagel please (of course the bagel needs to come from Jersey as well).

    And work sucks ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!

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