Dislocated jaw while yawning

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 08-05-2006, 07:17 PM

yup.

Anyone else ever do this?

fuck me, did my morning suck. I now know that hearing the doc say, "Now just relax and go to your happy place." as he prepares to yank the bottom of my jaw back into place is not followed by something good.

It was an eXXxxxtreme yawn.

**splat** · 08-05-2006, 07:19 PM

Guess that explains why I got a text from you this am, instead of a phone call.

**Theodore** · 08-07-2006, 02:08 PM

That sucks. I saw that on an episode of ER once and ever since its been in the back of my mind when I yawn big, which, thanks to your thread, I just did.

**lemon boy** · 08-07-2006, 02:45 PM

ha ha yawning? you expect us to believe that, we all know that you got that injury by trying to such your wife's entire breast into your mouth during reuniti s-e-x

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 08-07-2006, 03:21 PM

hahaha! I knew as soon as I saw that you responded to this thread LB, you'd have a response along those lines!

**lemon boy** · 08-07-2006, 03:27 PM

I've become predictable

hmmmmm

btw- did you take pics?

**irul&ublo** · 08-07-2006, 03:29 PM

The injury and alleged mechanism could lead to much speculation. Unlike Lemon Boy, and as is my usual practice, I will refrain from any conjecture on Tyronne's recent "adventure" and use this opportunity to wish him a speedy and uneventful recovery.

**lemon boy** · 08-07-2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

I will refrain from any conjecture on Tyronne's recent "adventure" and use this opportunity to wish him a speedy and uneventful recovery.

well given Ty's penchant for roaring back from injuries like last year I'm thinking with a jaw injuries he's gonna be reaching new heights of extreme cunnilingus...all the better for Mrs. Shoe I guess.

**irul&ublo** · 08-07-2006, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

...extreme cunnilingus....

I heard that will be in next year's X Games.

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 08-07-2006, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

btw- did you take pics?

dude I should have. Walking around wincing in pain with my mouth stuck wide open and my jaw popped out to the side and drooling would have made a great avatar.

A recording of the sounds I made as I tried to talk to explain what the fuck happened would have been good too.

"my an ose i outh!"

"huh? what did you say? why don't you close your mouth?"

"i opp-ed i aw ou!!"

"huh? you popped you eye out?"

"I AW!!! et URRRSS!! et e oo octeRRRRR OW!" [/point to jaw]

"Oh shit...how'd you do that? you need a doctor?"

"ALL THE UCKING OSPIALLL OW!!" [/throwing phone]

**BeanDip4All** · 08-07-2006, 04:23 PM

Are you sure this isn't just lockjaw from your weekend gig as a fluffer?

**WWCD** · 08-07-2006, 05:10 PM

Tyrone Shoelaces.....part snake?

Originally Posted by lemon boy

well given Ty's penchant for roaring back from injuries like last year I'm thinking with a jaw injuries he's gonna be reaching new heights of extreme cunnilingus...all the better for Mrs. Shoe I guess.

or will progress to putting 164 marshmellow is his mouth at once. Should be an epic TR.

**Vinman** · 08-08-2006, 02:39 PM

Ty you do know that hookers get this kind of injury a lot don't you...??? They don't call it BJ TMJD (Blow Job Temporal-Mandibular Joint Dislocation) for nothing.

Is there something you want to share with the group?

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 08-08-2006, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

well given Ty's penchant for roaring back from injuries like last year I'm thinking with a jaw injuries he's gonna be reaching new heights of extreme cunnilingus...all the better for Mrs. Shoe I guess.

Funny.. yet true. Be careful Ty. I have lots of problems with my jaw thanks to a lot of teeth-grinding and one of the only times it will still catch is when I go for the extended box lunch. So go slow during rehab, she will thank you in the long run.

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 08-08-2006, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Vinman

Is there something you want to share with the group?

ok fine. I wasn't yawning. I was suckin dick for blow.

**lemon boy** · 08-09-2006, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

ok fine. I wasn't yawning. I was suckin dick for blow.

either you're one rough pecker suckin mofo or that was one helluva outsided dick

**skimoore** · 08-09-2006, 09:33 AM

That was pretty much the most extreme way to get out of a double metric I've ever heard. Word on the street is once you got back from the hospital you asked if there was still time to do the ride???

EXTREME!

**irul&ublo** · 08-09-2006, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

either you're one rough pecker suckin mofo or that was one helluva outsided dick

Well, here in California, we are considered oversized when compared to you Rocky Mountain needle dicks.

**roll - gybe** · 09-20-2006, 08:58 PM

pretty funny stuff... did everything work out? i woke up with a slipped disk in my jaw one morning (at alta no less) and it hasn't been the same since. i have bad tmj.

**shmerham** · 09-21-2006, 12:02 AM

Never had it happen so extensively, but I did bite into an apple one time and then I couldn't move my jaw for a minute or so. Scary feeling. I have pretty bad tmj. Whenever I open my mouth a certain amount my jaw clicks over to a different alignment. Pain in the ass. Don't do drugs kids.

**Yeti** · 09-21-2006, 08:43 AM

That sucks. I took a surfboard rail to the jaw joint last night, hard -- brilliant flash of light (this at 7:30 pm, when it was really too dark to see that the incoming wave was the front of a superset), right jaw felt 1 cm dislocated. Fortunately the water was so cold it didn't hurt too much, and it popped right back into place.

Later, the she-yeti had to keep reminding me not to open my jaw too wide...

**roll - gybe** · 09-21-2006, 06:21 PM

I think my jaw issue is at least partly a result of previous injuries. 4 concussions, and a flying ski (not mine) to the face and jaw area that split my cheek right open. boom!

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 09-22-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by roll - gybe

pretty funny stuff... did everything work out? i

oh yeah, everything worked out fine. Everything has been good since it got popped back in 1.5 months ago. hasn't happened again, no pain, nothin. seems normal....

**roll - gybe** · 09-26-2006, 07:55 PM

dude you should be psyched. i know you have had a lot of injuries, so i'm sure you have some parts that don't work so well - but you would not believe how often you use your damn jaw!

Oh, also make sure you get good documentation of the injury, b/c most insurance policies will not cover a jaw injury unless there is an associated injury. They will claim that jaw injuries are psychological (you are crazy and in need of the attention of doctors), the result of stress, or should be covered by your dental insurance (which will claim they should be covered by your medical insurance). I have shelled out real grown-up money on this problem - all out of pocket.

**Trackhead** · 09-26-2006, 10:41 PM

I've reduced a handful of those in the ER setting over the past 10 years. But we typically give plenty of Versed and Fentanyl to augment a comfortable, "I can't remember shit" reduction.

Sometimes you end up on the chair, pulling with more force than you would think. Kind of weird pulling like that on someons mandible with a 4x4 on their teeth and your fingers wrapped under their jaw.

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