Chicken TR (NSR)

[Tippster]

My neighbor growing up spent in the area of $1500 on a teacup poodle. She used to feed it cupcakes and other baked goods all the time, and thought it was cute when the dog would hop onto the table (via the chair) and eat from her own dessert plate. Well, she decided to bake her niece a Chocolate Cake one day w/dark Chocolate frosting and choc. chips. She leaves the cake on the table, goes to pick up her niece, and comes back to 1/2 a cake and a dog whose kidneys have shut down. Yes, it died and is now in Really Fucking Annoying Dog Heaven.

[LIP]

I had just made a pan of my famously high octane 'magic brownies' that everyone seems to love so much. Took 'em out of the oven, and put them on the window sill behind the sink to cool. No way the dog can get them there. Yeah, right. Go for a 1 hour bike ride, come back and the pan is on the floor, empty. Ebony, the black lab, is just sitting there. Smiling. She then proceeds to trip her brains out for the next 18 hours or so. Had to put her in the garage because she was pissing out her ass from all the chocolate. Poor girl wasn't normal again for about 3 days.

[SafteySquad]

you let your dog crap in your garage???