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  1. 07-28-2006, 06:56 AM #1
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    House of Pain

    Nothing like a wedding in Ireland...booze until 5am...waking up to housekeeping...and then praying for an Irish coffee to take this pain away...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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    I kicks the flava like Steven King writes horror
    If I was a Jew then I'd light a menorah, I got rhymes for ya
    Excuse me senora, are you a whore or are you a lady
    Is it Erica Boyare or Marcia Brady
    Let me know hon, the deed'll get done
    Just assume the position and I'll take my rod
    And then I'll go fishin', I'll get your river flowin'
    When it comes to givin' pleasure I'm every woman's treasure
    I came to work your body, so let me do my job
    I've never been laid off, my rhymin' skill paid off
    'Cause now I'm makin' records, now I'm makin' tapes
    Steady bustin' suckers in bunches like grapes
    Makin' all the papes, scoopin' up the loot
    Puttin' suckers on the run pull my gun and then I shoot
    I never been a front, I never been a fraud
    I gotta natural skill, for that I thank the Lord
    'Cause I feel blessed, I'm casually dressed
    I always got my gun but I never wear a vest
    I'm quick on the draw like the horse named McGraw
    From the cartoon boom sha lock lock boom

    CHORUS
    Boom sha lock lock boom, all right now
    Boom sha lock lock boom, a little louder
    Boom sha lock lock boom, everybody
    Boom sha lock lock boom, all right now

    Breaker, breaker, here comes the caper
    Straight with the taper, the lyric skyscraper
    Hit ya like a lyrical murderer
    I know ya think I have, but yo, I never heard of ya
    Just because you heard of me kid
    Fuck around until you do the lifetime bid
    I'll put you in the dirt, and leave your ass for dead
    When it comes to tools T's the sharpest in the shed
    'Cause I'm the 55 Cadilac king, It ain't no thing
    My car don't ring, we'll bust you in the crib
    I got the skill, you gots to chill
    'Cause I bring doom I got the boom sha lock lock boom

    CHORUS

    I rock mad styles, I hop turnstiles
    I rock all mics, I last all night
    I puff fat blunts, I rock fine scunts
    Step up bold I'll knock out your gold fronts
    Everlast, that's my name
    My unique rhyme style's my claim to fame
    The House of Pain's the name of my clique
    You can't be down, punk, get off my dick
    You make me sick, like strawberry Quick
    Your style is wack, you ain't the mac
    So yo step back, get off the crack
    And sing a new tune like boom sha lock lock boom

    CHORUS
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  3. 07-28-2006, 09:02 AM #3
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    "Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. The winds will blow their freshness into you, and the storms, their energy. Your cares and tensions will drop away like the leaves of Autumn." --John Muir

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  4. 07-30-2006, 11:12 PM #4
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    My liver is broken.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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  5. 07-31-2006, 10:28 AM #5
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    Where in Ireland are you? My wife's family lives all over the country now but all hail from Belfast. I could point you in the direction of some help for said liver. My wife's cousin in the Jameson rep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mnflyfish
    Where in Ireland are you? My wife's family lives all over the country now but all hail from Belfast. I could point you in the direction of some help for said liver. My wife's cousin in the Jameson rep.

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    Belfast isn't in Ireland - it's in the UK - so which country are you talking about?
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  7. 07-31-2006, 11:50 AM #7
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    Don't you mean Éire, Tipp?

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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  8. 07-31-2006, 11:58 AM #8
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    Look - stop pretending. There are two countries in the British Isles - The United Kingdom and Ireland. Period. No "England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland" waaaaahhhh BS. Those are states in ONE country. Nobody would believe someone's nationality is Californian, either.

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    Yeah, but when you've got so little space, you have to get your Grandeur some how. It's a penis envy thing, I'm sure.

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  10. 07-31-2006, 12:03 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by edg
    Yeah, but when you've got so little space, you have to get your Grandeur some how. It's a penis envy thing, I'm sure.

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    In that case I recommend you move to the Isle of MAN.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mnflyfish
    Where in Ireland are you? My wife's family lives all over the country now but all hail from Belfast. I could point you in the direction of some help for said liver. My wife's cousin in the Jameson rep.

    Good Luck,
    Jay
    Actually, I'm back now. I'd say I have jet lag, but this is much worse. I think I'm going through the dt's. I was in Killarney most of the time, then went to Dingle for a day, and Dublin on my last night in country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Look - stop pretending. There are two countries in the British Isles - The United Kingdom and Ireland. Period. No "England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland" waaaaahhhh BS. Those are states in ONE country. Nobody would believe someone's nationality is Californian, either.


    Is there a burly Scotsman in the house?
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  13. 07-31-2006, 05:06 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    In that case I recommend you move to the Isle of MAN.
    Nah, that's full of those Manx pussies.

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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