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Thread: Who floats your boat?

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    Who floats your boat?

    "I need a woman 'bout twice my height
    Statuesque, raven-tressed, a goddess of the night.
    Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue
    We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do."

    So, what does it for you? Is he/she a ripper; shreader; intellect?
    Post pics. of your spouse; SI; lover.

    Here's Mrs. Schindler:
    [URL=http://imageshack.us][/URL


    Sort of like "Meet the Minions", but "Meet the Minions squeeze".
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    As debonnaire, erudite, and dashingly handsome as the two gentlemen may be the gal in the middle owns my heart.


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    You guys are so sweet. Lucky women for sure.

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    I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
    I want a girl who knows what's best
    I want a girl with shoes that cut
    And eyes that burn like cigarettes

    I want a girl with the right allocations
    Who's fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She's playing with her jewelry
    She's putting up her hair
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

    I want a girl who gets up early
    I want a girl who stays up late
    I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
    Who used a machete to cut through red tape
    With fingernails that shine like justice
    And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

    She is fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

    I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
    I want a girl with good dividends
    And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
    We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

    She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
    She wants a car that will get her there
    She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
    She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Labaron

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

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    Mrs. C. and I from earlier this year:

    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    Mrs. C. and I from earlier this year:
    shouldn't it be Mrs. E?
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    Mrs. C. and I from earlier this year:


    who's the funny looking dude with her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blatant
    who's the funny looking dude with her?
    Hell if I know. He's apparently 5 inches shorter. I heard he skis like crap too.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    What can I say? She digs me.

    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Thumbs up

    If I had my time over again I'd go for a girl who was smart, beautiful, had a great family, was a ripping skier, was funny, had a heart of gold, could cook like a motherfucker, laughed at all my jokes and could sing like Mariah Carey.

    But I got Mrs Roo instead. She's not so good at the singing.


    Random strangers want to get hold of her too.

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    These pictures should be in THIS thread douchebags!

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    Why do you think I'm not in the picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket
    heh, my girlfriend wants to be the girl in this song


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    She may be the only woman I will ever admit to being as smart or smarter than me. And as cute as she is here, she looks even better in heels and a dress when she leaves for work to pay our bills so I can go skiing. I am far luckier than I deserve.
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    The one who said YES at the top of High Boy on April 15th

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    Brother in law, father in law, me, and Mrs. Rootskier. Not only did I get an awesome woman, but I got more cool people to ski with (and hopefully doing a hut trip with FIL and BIL in Europe this year, too)!

    This was one of those days this year at Lost Trail where it was howling wind and tracks were filled in every run.

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    sorry but, edit this I must.
    Last edited by snowsprite; 01-17-2007 at 04:33 PM.
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    Sprite, good to see someone from the finer sex putting out in this thread!
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    I am a lucky woman. Dantheman is the man I guess you could say.

    He goes big, cooks big and well...you know.

    you sketchy character, you

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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic
    I am a lucky woman. Dantheman is the man I guess you could say.

    He goes big, cooks big and well...you know.
    He does, however, need a tan. Dan the tan Man.

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    yentna, my better side...

    Goes from this


    To this


    To this is seconds flat


    Don't ask what she's doing in that last pic, I have no idea, but that's just part of her charm.

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    What can I say......she still floats mine. Who knows how we'll end up (yes, nothing is finalized)

    (and the one in the middle, directly to my left, not AKA you bastards )
    Waste your time, read my crap, at:
    One Gear, Two Planks

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    My lady...she does some cool shit. I'm a lucky guy since I'm, like kinda fat and stuff and she's all cute and skinny.

    Burning Man...she's the one who's not the old man.


    Flying the aluminum deathtrap.


    Sliding on the snow with her ultra-cred Volkl Explosives.

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    Me and the woman. God I'm ugly.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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