Who floats your boat?

**schindlerpiste** · 07-27-2006, 12:05 PM

"I need a woman 'bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-tressed, a goddess of the night.
Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue
We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do."

So, what does it for you? Is he/she a ripper; shreader; intellect?
Post pics. of your spouse; SI; lover.

Here's Mrs. Schindler:
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Sort of like "Meet the Minions", but "Meet the Minions squeeze".

**Tippster** · 07-27-2006, 12:19 PM

As debonnaire, erudite, and dashingly handsome as the two gentlemen may be the gal in the middle owns my heart.

**snowdreamer** · 07-27-2006, 12:28 PM

You guys are so sweet. Lucky women for sure.

**splat** · 07-27-2006, 12:37 PM

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Labaron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

**El Chupacabra** · 07-27-2006, 12:39 PM

Mrs. C. and I from earlier this year:

**PaSucks** · 07-27-2006, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Mrs. C. and I from earlier this year:

shouldn't it be Mrs. E?

**Blatant** · 07-27-2006, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Mrs. C. and I from earlier this year:

who's the funny looking dude with her?

**El Chupacabra** · 07-27-2006, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Blatant

who's the funny looking dude with her?

Hell if I know. He's apparently 5 inches shorter. I heard he skis like crap too.

**72Twenty** · 07-27-2006, 01:29 PM

What can I say? She digs me.

**bad_roo** · 07-27-2006, 01:40 PM

If I had my time over again I'd go for a girl who was smart, beautiful, had a great family, was a ripping skier, was funny, had a heart of gold, could cook like a motherfucker, laughed at all my jokes and could sing like Mariah Carey.

But I got Mrs Roo instead. She's not so good at the singing.

Random strangers want to get hold of her too.

**TeleHoar** · 07-27-2006, 01:48 PM

These pictures should be in THIS thread douchebags!

**bad_roo** · 07-27-2006, 01:51 PM

Why do you think I'm not in the picture.

**squirrelmurphy** · 07-27-2006, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by splat

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket

heh, my girlfriend wants to be the girl in this song

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 07-27-2006, 02:54 PM

She may be the only woman I will ever admit to being as smart or smarter than me. And as cute as she is here, she looks even better in heels and a dress when she leaves for work to pay our bills so I can go skiing. I am far luckier than I deserve.

**danadog** · 07-27-2006, 02:57 PM

The one who said YES at the top of High Boy on April 15th

**RootSkier** · 07-27-2006, 03:05 PM

Brother in law, father in law, me, and Mrs. Rootskier. Not only did I get an awesome woman, but I got more cool people to ski with (and hopefully doing a hut trip with FIL and BIL in Europe this year, too)!

This was one of those days this year at Lost Trail where it was howling wind and tracks were filled in every run.

**snowsprite** · 07-27-2006, 03:23 PM

sorry but, edit this I must.

**schindlerpiste** · 07-27-2006, 03:28 PM

Sprite, good to see someone from the finer sex putting out in this thread!

**altachic** · 07-27-2006, 06:44 PM

I am a lucky woman. Dantheman is the man I guess you could say.

He goes big, cooks big and well...you know.

**Hutch** · 07-27-2006, 07:12 PM

**Tippster** · 07-27-2006, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by altachic

I am a lucky woman. Dantheman is the man I guess you could say.

He goes big, cooks big and well...you know.

He does, however, need a tan. Dan the tan Man.

**Ski Monkey** · 07-28-2006, 12:18 AM

yentna, my better side...

Goes from this

To this

To this is seconds flat

Don't ask what she's doing in that last pic, I have no idea, but that's just part of her charm.

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 07-28-2006, 12:39 AM

What can I say......she still floats mine. Who knows how we'll end up (yes, nothing is finalized)

(and the one in the middle, directly to my left, not AKA you bastards

)

**bio-smear** · 07-28-2006, 01:05 AM

My lady...she does some cool shit. I'm a lucky guy since I'm, like kinda fat and stuff and she's all cute and skinny.

Burning Man...she's the one who's not the old man.

Flying the aluminum deathtrap.

Sliding on the snow with her ultra-cred Volkl Explosives.