Post Pics of your Carnage Thread

Jamie · 08-07-2007, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by GoNads

Heyyyylook@mybum!

its purple too!

I don't know what jonpierre is thinking or smokin, but I would get down to bizness with you on my sled anyday sweet cheeks! That's not quite the best angle, got any more pics really showing the bruise on your ass?

**GoNads** · 08-07-2007, 07:22 PM

I had no idea that my quads resembled hanging slabs of dead cow. Interesting.

**Woodsy** · 08-07-2007, 07:35 PM

wear a helmet

**Woodsy** · 08-07-2007, 07:39 PM

brush & floss too

**Crock** · 08-07-2007, 08:32 PM

Kinda lame at this point in the thread but:

Last year after building my first real bike ramp. Feet slipped off on landing and peddle tore into my shin. Bought guards that afternoon.
Ramp:

**Alpine Dreams** · 08-07-2007, 08:51 PM

Damn, that hurts. You landing to flat?

**mittens** · 08-07-2007, 09:44 PM

this is what my leg looks like right now. 2.5 months after I broke my leg.

**Crock** · 08-07-2007, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Alpine Dreams

Damn, that hurts. You landing to flat?

yes it does, pisses you off too. But no not landing to flat. The pic of the ramp was right after completion next to my garage. Now it sits in a field adjacent my house. It's about a 15' gap with a dirt landing. No action pics yet. Maybe before I go back to school for the fall.

**Dickeymotto** · 08-07-2007, 11:22 PM

This happened during my first attempt at this line this January, before their was pow. This is right next to the Y Chute at Snowbasin on Demoisy Peak. I actually ended up rolling down nearly the entire mountain, and tagged about every rock on the way down. Lucky it was my knee and not my head, or it would have been fatal. I did go kill it on presidents day though.

**BigKuba** · 08-08-2007, 12:03 AM

Nice, I finally have something to contribute to this thread:

And I went mtbiking for the first time last weekend

**cascadianwarrior** · 08-08-2007, 12:05 AM

Re-post: back from the hospital after eating shit on my longboard a few years ago

**GoNods** · 08-08-2007, 12:29 AM

Yeah, at 19 I am trying everything possible to get male attention, including posting pictures of my bruised ass on an internet website frequented by dorky, middle-aged pervs. I mean, it's also the reason I've had 97 surgeries and ski the day after the procedures, just before the anesthesia blocks wear off. Who knew I would keep getting injured? Actually, I did. Shhh...don't tell. It's all part of my elaborate plan to draw interest to myself. I also like name dropping and talking like a dude about his sled and flinging myself out of airplanes while calling my family members dumb for not! But can you really blame me? I mean, take a look at my pics...a girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrpppppp. Bwahahahahaha! I can't wait til the Mammoth summit. I'm gonna show those cali boys what a real man looks like. Wait... Oh, and you know what's really interesting? My quads resembled hanging slabs of dead cow. Who knew?

**GoNads** · 08-08-2007, 01:16 AM

Woohoo I have a stalker.

**GoNads** · 08-08-2007, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by GoNods

Yeah, at 19 I am trying everything possible to get male attention, including posting pictures of my bruised ass on an internet website frequented by dorky, middle-aged pervs. I mean, it's also the reason I've had 97 surgeries and ski the day after the procedures, just before the anesthesia blocks wear off. Who knew I would keep getting injured? Actually, I did. Shhh...don't tell. It's all part of my elaborate plan to draw interest to myself. I also like name dropping and talking like a dude about his sled and flinging myself out of airplanes while calling my family members dumb for not! But can you really blame me? I mean, take a look at my pics...a girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrpppppp. Bwahahahahaha! I can't wait til the Mammoth summit. I'm gonna show those cali boys what a real man looks like. Wait... Oh, and you know what's really interesting? My quads resembled hanging slabs of dead cow. Who knew?

That in reply after jonpierre said it looked like a meatcurtain, learn to read. I seriously don't know what your issue is. I'm having fun, so I fucked up and injured a few times. Like training DH in powder, which wasnt my call. The last one was from DIRTBIKING, not skiing. It had nothing to do with skiing too early post-operatively.

Talk to my physio, at one week post op acl before the infection I was further ahead than pro-patrolers who were 3 months post op.

As for this website being full of "Dork, middle-aged pervs" the only people I know on here with the exception of minddoc are all around 25ish. I ski with RugbyDave, 2-Czech, Spark.. I've met most of the Whistler crew and theyre all around 20-30. So I don't know where you're getting this "middle aged perv" thing from.

I have no idea what your issue is with me getting a sled. What are you a tree hugger? And dirtbiking, skydiving etc? Fuck off I think its fun, deal with it. That comment about my family is just weird, I saw my sister/mom/brothers for the first time in 1.5 years 2 weeks ago. (My sister broke my DH bike shocks and isnt payingfor them, sweet.)

I'm most likely not going to the mammoth summit because hey, I'll probably be in europe doing skiercross, unless its in Jan and then I might be able to tack it on after X.

Odds are, YOU are the middle aged perv. If you have beef with me deal with it "Like a man." As for that photo, Its not even my ass, its a side profile, in shorts and its a photo OF A BRUISE in a CARNAGE thread.

You sound like the fun police. If I was a dude would you be making such a big deal about this?

**jonpierre** · 08-08-2007, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by GoNods

Yeah, at 19 I am trying everything possible to get male attention, including posting pictures of my bruised ass on an internet website frequented by dorky, middle-aged pervs. I mean, it's also the reason I've had 97 surgeries and ski the day after the procedures, just before the anesthesia blocks wear off. Who knew I would keep getting injured? Actually, I did. Shhh...don't tell. It's all part of my elaborate plan to draw interest to myself. I also like name dropping and talking like a dude about his sled and flinging myself out of airplanes while calling my family members dumb for not! But can you really blame me? I mean, take a look at my pics...a girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrpppppp. Bwahahahahaha! I can't wait til the Mammoth summit. I'm gonna show those cali boys what a real man looks like. Wait... Oh, and you know what's really interesting? My quads resembled hanging slabs of dead cow. Who knew?

sooo not funny. try again on the internet front douchebag

**Dawn Patrol** · 08-08-2007, 07:28 AM

Some pretty intense carnage here. Glad I can't contribute. *knock on wood* Here's to hoping for a safe ski season for all the mags and magettes.

**dark mavidson** · 08-08-2007, 11:33 AM

So almost 4 years ago I was skiing the backside of Copper. Happened to catch a rock under the snow, then caught another with my face as I fell. Or so I've been told. No memory from halfway up the chair before that run until waking up the next day in the hospital in Denver. No post-trauma photos, only post-op. I apparently had a hole about the size of a nickel in my left cheek, my left nostril was gone, the left part of my upper lip was split, and pulled my lower lip away from my jaw. I think I remember it being something like 35-40 stitches. Oh yeah, and a concussion and lacerated liver that kept me in Denver for 5 days.

I've got a fractured knee cap right now, but it's not anything unusual. Just another leg in a big black brace.

**GBB** · 08-08-2007, 11:36 AM

^^^^^that is fucking brutal. jesus.

**lifts4turns** · 08-08-2007, 11:38 AM

This thread has dampened my feeling of invincibility.

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 08-08-2007, 11:57 AM

man I forgot how nasty this thread is.

repeat, but appropriate for this thread, here's my leg after my first day back skiing after ACL reconstruct. Brace too tight.

**southbalto** · 08-08-2007, 12:41 PM

I was tearing it up in Wisp's famous Bobcat bowl. (you know, western maryland) and my ski caught some slush/rotten snow. I crash, my bindings (probably set to a din 4) release and one of the edges hits me just above the upper lip. I ski down the rest of the hill breathing lips sealed through the hole created.....

good times.

Go get stiched up and get back in time for night session...

**orlowskij** · 08-08-2007, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by southbalto

I was tearing it up in Wisp's famous Bobcat bowl. (you know, western maryland) and my ski caught some slush/rotten snow. I crash, my bindings (probably set to a din 4) release and one of the edges hits me just above the upper lip. I ski down the rest of the hill breathing lips sealed through the hole created.....

good times.

Go get stiched up and get back in time for night session...

Should there be a picture?

**southbalto** · 08-08-2007, 01:29 PM

I wish I had one. Still, the level of carnage would not deliver given the bruised asses and cut up faces already posted.

**gh444** · 08-08-2007, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by GoNads

That in reply after jonpierre said it looked like a meatcurtain, learn to read. I seriously don't know what your issue is. I'm having fun, so I fucked up and injured a few times. Like training DH in powder, which wasnt my call. The last one was from DIRTBIKING, not skiing. It had nothing to do with skiing too early post-operatively.

Talk to my physio, at one week post op acl before the infection I was further ahead than pro-patrolers who were 3 months post op.

As for this website being full of "Dork, middle-aged pervs" the only people I know on here with the exception of minddoc are all around 25ish. I ski with RugbyDave, 2-Czech, Spark.. I've met most of the Whistler crew and theyre all around 20-30. So I don't know where you're getting this "middle aged perv" thing from.

I have no idea what your issue is with me getting a sled. What are you a tree hugger? And dirtbiking, skydiving etc? Fuck off I think its fun, deal with it. That comment about my family is just weird, I saw my sister/mom/brothers for the first time in 1.5 years 2 weeks ago. (My sister broke my DH bike shocks and isnt payingfor them, sweet.)

I'm most likely not going to the mammoth summit because hey, I'll probably be in europe doing skiercross, unless its in Jan and then I might be able to tack it on after X.

Odds are, YOU are the middle aged perv. If you have beef with me deal with it "Like a man." As for that photo, Its not even my ass, its a side profile, in shorts and its a photo OF A BRUISE in a CARNAGE thread.

You sound like the fun police. If I was a dude would you be making such a big deal about this?

Don't waste your time explaining yourself to some asshole. No one cares what a faceless nameless person has to say.

**southbalto** · 08-08-2007, 01:42 PM

Yea, chin up GoNads

You rock. A bit gross at times but hot nontheless.

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