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Thread: Is Floyd going to accept Bush's invite?

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    Is Floyd going to accept Bush's invite?

    Or tell him to go fuck a goat?
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    http://forums.mtbr.com/showthread.php?t=211688

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    So I'm reading through that MTBR forum thread and they are talking about FLoyd downing somewhere around 70 bottles of water (drkinking and pouring on himself) during Stage 17. Which begs the question from me of "is he pissing himself during that stage as he rides?" I know that in more relaxed stages the whole peoloton will stop to piss and that some of the guys can whip their junk out and do it on the fly, but in a situation where he was going balls out for 5 hours, he has got to relieve himself and it seems that straight into the shorts is the only way to go. Am i wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pde20
    Am i wrong?
    No. You're probably right.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    My guess would be that he was pissing himself. He was dumping a bottle of water on himself every few minutes, so it wouldn't have been that gross.

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    I think the real question is, "Will he piss on George Bush?"
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    I think the real question is, "Will he piss on George Bush?"
    we can only hope.

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    If there was a shot of him dumping a bottle on his crotch I'd say that was conclusive that he had pissed on his saddle.
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    Haven't you guys ever ridden a centry-ish ride before?

    I can easily drink all day and not piss. Crotch numbness helps I'm sure.

    But the time these guys spend doing the 100+ miles per stage is quite a bit less than I would so I'm sure it would be easier.
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    this thread is worthless w/o a picture

    (of GW fucking a goat)

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    does condi count?
    Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp

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    shes a bit more bovine, wouldn't you say?

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    Definitely kind of goatish

    Bovine? I'm sure he's fucked limbaugh at some point. Lemme see what I can find.
    Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp

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