We got hosed, please help

[PaSucks]

Me and my roomate just got pranked big time by some of the guys we live with. They strategically placed pieces of dried fish in our cieling and let the stench drive us crazy. We searched for days and finally found it, but man those couple of days were hell.

Now we need ideas on how to get back some serious revenge, short of causing them bodily harm. We need something original that will embaress the hell out of them without getting anybody arrested or hurt. I know some of you clowns are creative enough to help us out here, please lets here some ideas...

[Spamhelmet]

hump their girlfriends/wives and make them pregnant.
then theyll have small copies of you running around for the next 18 years. that way, the revenge is long enuff.

[cab9]

Give them a plate of donuts as a friendly "no hard feelings" gift. Have polaroid pictures of you and you roomate with the donuts on your dicks, under the pile of donuts.Its an old frat prank, but super funny.

[778skier]

Originally posted by cab9
Give them a plate of donuts as a friendly "no hard feelings" gift. Have polaroid pictures of you and you roomate with the donuts on your dicks, under the pile of donuts.Its an old frat prank, .

... which was also lameinized by the movie "Van Wilder". Funny but not as original as it used to be.

try this
http://www.thepayback.com/revengestories77.html

[mtgoat]

One of the better pranks I pulled on a buddy was to wire the horn on his truck to his brake lights. Every damn time he stepped on his brakes his horn went nuts. Drove him crazy for days, not to mention everyone else.

Good luck

[schuss]

you in a dorm? they all have tile floors right? Take a plastic bag, piss in it, then compress it into a very thin size and throw it in the freezer. Now you have a frozen piss puck. slide it under the door as hard as you can, if you're lucky it will go into the heater and stink up the whole room, or it'll just make a nice puddle in the middle of their room. Then there's the classic "shove quarters in the hinge crack until the door can't open"

[VTskibum]

If in a dorm get one of the industrial sized trashcans, fill it about 1/2 to 2/3 the way with water lean it against there door overnight, when opening the door in the morning, they better be ready for their entire room to be soaked (or at least the floor), obviously works better when they have carpet and other furniture close to the door.

[Grange]

In the dorms we used to manilla envelope each other's rooms. Take a large manilla envelope and fill it with shaving cream. put the open end under the door and jump on the envelope. The shaving cream should be dispersed all over their room.

[CascadeSkiBum]

Did this to some girls that kept pranking us. Go to the pet store and buy a few thousands crickets. Unleash into their room. If you can do it when they're sleeping all the more fun. If you have a pop machine on your floor, block their door with it after unleashing said insects.

[1080Rider]

Originally posted by Grange
In the dorms we used to manilla envelope each other's rooms. Take a large manilla envelope and fill it with shaving cream. put the open end under the door and jump on the envelope. The shaving cream should be dispersed all over their room.

I've heard this works a little better by substituting the envlope for an old record jacket and the shave cream for dog shit... luckily I've never seen the results.

[Barnballs]

A night after they've been drinking and pass out...line up some tacs behind them in bed. Wait till they roll over. (or use crackers)

Put some cold spaghetti under their pillow.

Slip some condoms over their door knobs..(heavily lubed ones).

A night they're out on a date, staple their last condom to the wall next to their bed.

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by VTskibum
If in a dorm get one of the industrial sized trashcans, fill it about 1/2 to 2/3 the way with water lean it against there door overnight, when opening the door in the morning, they better be ready for their entire room to be soaked (or at least the floor), obviously works better when they have carpet and other furniture close to the door.

That is called a Johnstown flood and it is a little overdone at our school (Pitt Johnstown).

I think we may go with the criket idea, that will drive them nuts for days. The unfortunate thing is apparently one of them ordered a case of stink bombs from ebay, and if they use those in my room it will go beyond the point of practical joke into the realm of my fist meets their faces, and I dont want to do that.

[bigAK]

Originally posted by Grange
In the dorms we used to manilla envelope each other's rooms. Take a large manilla envelope and fill it with shaving cream. put the open end under the door and jump on the envelope. The shaving cream should be dispersed all over their room.

a variation is to put a line of flour across the bottom of the door, then use a fan to blow the flour into the room. repeat until you get bored.
a while back at that other place there was a great thread about revenge. someone mentioned going to the library, grabbing tons (maybe a hundred would suffice?) of subscription cards from all sorts of magazines, filling them out with the target's name and address, checking the box for "bill me later" and sending them in. a less immediate form of payback for sure, but a good way to really f someone in the long run...

[seldon]

wait till they pass out at a party. take a condom, fill it with soapy water, slip it down the back of their pants, and kick them as HARD AS YOU CAN in the ass.

2 weeks later, send them an email saying you hooked up with them that night and just discovered you have aids.

all from a different email addy than your own of course.



also good:
fill their lock with matchsticks... covered in epoxy/super glue

[Woodsy]

any of em have cars or trucks?

an add in the local Auto rader with a picture & options they dont have at a bargain basement price will get the phone ringing early & often

top tanker ( crap in the toilet's top tannk is a good one) got to

the library & sign them up for every offer in every magazine

order gay porn delivered


llevae em alone for a month but hint imply, smile a lot. make em distrust everyone & everything, paranoia can be funny

[Beaver]

On the car theme. Run a stranded wire from thier distributor up under thier seat. Fray the end of the wire and weave it into the seat fabric so that it is not really visible. Make sure the ends poke up a little for good contact. When they grab the key (ground) and turn over the engine. They will take a nasty shock.

[spanky]

Do they ski? A good practical joke to do on someone who skis is to switch the bladders of their ski boots... put the left bladder in the right boot and vice versa.

It can be a cruel and painful trick if the person doesn't realize it and skis that way. Some people notice right away, others don't.

I used to work in a ski shop and we would do this to our co-workers.
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Aprilia RSV1000R

[schuss]

if they have hubcaps put a bunch of small pebbles or bb's in each one. When they start from a stop it'll make awful noise, but then be held in place by centrifugal force until they stop again. Harmless and annoying as hell.

[VTskibum]

Originally posted by 1080Rider
I've heard this works a little better by substituting the envlope for an old record jacket and the shave cream for dog shit... luckily I've never seen the results.

Why don't you post your matchstick/Ping Pong prank??

[VTskibum]

Originally posted by Woodsy
...
top tanker ( crap in the toilet's top tannk is a good one)
...

AKA 'Upper Decking'

[Steven S. Dallas]

Originally posted by 1080Rider
I've heard this works a little better by substituting the envlope for an old record jacket and the shave cream for dog shit.

This is actually good advice in general, except for when it comes to mailing letters and shaving.

[Buster Highmen]

Shrimp in hubcaps.
Flaming bag of dog poo at doorstep.
If toaster of theirs is available, but cat or dog poo in the crumb tray.
Oh the wonders one can work with shampoo bottles or deoderant sticks.

[Canuk]

Originally posted by mtgoat
One of the better pranks I pulled on a buddy was to wire the horn on his truck to his brake lights. Every damn time he stepped on his brakes his horn went nuts. Drove him crazy for days, not to mention everyone else.

Good luck

That is a classic prank - I always wanted to pull that one off.

When I was in university, everyone shaved their heads. (maybe it was a stupid BC thing, I don't know) Collect a bunch of hair, go over it time and time again with hair clippers until you have a bag full of very small pieces of hair. Empty said bag into their underwear drawer. They will squirm and itch and generally be VERY uncomfortable for quite some time.

[bluewood_skier]

Originally posted by bigAK
a variation is to put a line of flour across the bottom of the door, then use a fan to blow the flour into the room. repeat until you get bored.
a while back at that other place there was a great thread about revenge. someone mentioned going to the library, grabbing tons (maybe a hundred would suffice?) of subscription cards from all sorts of magazines, filling them out with the target's name and address, checking the box for "bill me later" and sending them in. a less immediate form of payback for sure, but a good way to really f someone in the long run...

Another variation is to empty a beanbag and get all the little white ball things and blow a whole beanbag full of those into their room.

[Plakespear]

Take out a classified ad in a gay swingers magazine with their address and phone number included.