Basom is God

**Crinkle** · 07-24-2006, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by schuss

Basom is Jesus's twin brother, but he was erased from the bible due to his mad steeze.

listen to the "craig" version here:
here

Everyone knows Jesus
The man who healed the lame.
But I am Jesus' brother
Basom is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God
But Basom don't give a damn.

Cuz when Basom's in sight
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

I'm fuckin Basom
I'm fuckin Basom
I'm fuckin Basom
Basom Christ

I hang out with Lepors,
The Rabis, and Sodimay.
Jesus' friends are called Apostles.
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles
From Galalli to Rome.
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin lady home.

Because when Jesus is prayin
Fuckin Basom is layin
Every lady in the Testament
You know what im sayin?
I won't die for your sins
Like my famous kin.
But if you have a little sister
Then theres room at this inn.

I'm fuckin Basom.
I'm fuckin Basom.
I'm fuckin Basom.
Basom Christ.

Jesus was our mothers fav.
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree.
Yeah.

And now the question for you
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Basom Machine comes partyin through?
And if the Lord will allow
You've got to ask yourself how,
When, who and why and where is your messiah now?

It's fuckin Basom.
Fuckin Basom.
Fuckin Basom.
I'm fuckin Basom.
Basom Christ.
Basom Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin Basom.

**Lane Meyer** · 07-24-2006, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by basom

your new one is better though.

Maybe that's cause I practised it more than zero times and didn't go to Indonesia for two weeks, then come home and go skiing, and then stay up all night recording it once.

(If anyone's curious - listen to it here)

**basom** · 07-24-2006, 10:55 PM

well i think the fact that you mixed me a set specificly for that party made me feel more like god than the threesome in the bounce house later that night.

**Lane Meyer** · 07-24-2006, 10:57 PM

And Shannon used his set to secure a residency in Fiji, if that makes you feel any more like God. He wasn't even going to record one and send it in, and then I told him about the bouncy house, and he said, "Damn, I better send that party some music! Sounds like those people know what they're doing."