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    Basom is God

    Halo to prove it:
    What steeze, what unattainable steeze this man has. I worship the very ground he walks upon.

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    smoldering



    (she's kinda hot, too)

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    Whatever he does, he does with panache: note that he not only passed out on my dad's couch- he did it with an ice cube in his belly button!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
    What steeze, what unattainable steeze this man has. I worship the very ground he walks upon.
    Did you lose a bet or something?
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    You don't lose a bet with Basom, you open your wallet when you see him and give him all the money in it without hesitation. He operates on a higher plane than the rest of us.

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    He must be god, I've spotted him in SF and EVEN South Lake!

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    He does have a halo. Perhaps he is merely the Son of God?

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    Basom kills it. Even when napping.

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    Chicks drinking Tecate...so fucking hot. Passed out bald dudes with their gut hanging out...not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier
    Passed out bald dudes with their gut hanging out...not so much.
    Basom's not bald... that's just how he gets his haircut. I'm serious.

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    Basom - or a young Hunter S. Thompson?


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    You can tell his pimp hand is strong, observe how it's cocked and ready to distribute justice. This is his natural state.

    thats new hampshire as fuck


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    I love her dress! And his reef sandals.

    Sprite
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    Basom is Jesus's twin brother, but he was erased from the bible due to his mad steeze.

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    Would he be the alias Steezus Christ???? I think I touched him in a previous life....

    B)

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    You all are extremely disrepectful of god.
    I'm getting on my soapbox. While I make light of topics, it doesn't mean I take them lightly. I understand
    this thread and it's humor but please, just a bit more respect. I ask that if you enjoy posting about god,
    you show a modicum of respect and type his holiness as such: ....Bas-m.
    Last edited by Jim S; 07-14-2006 at 07:49 AM.
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier
    Passed out bald dudes with their gut hanging out...not so much.
    If you had any steeze, you would know that's a crop top. Not a lot of guys can pull it off, but then again, Basom isn't a lot of guys. Just one very steezariffic guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim S
    You all are extremely disrepectful of god.
    I'm getting on my soapbox. While I make light of topics, it doesn't mean I take them lightly. I understand
    this thread and it's humor but please, just a bit more respect. I ask that if you enjoy posting about god,
    you show a modicum of respect and type his holiness as such: ....Bas-m.
    Why the blue dots?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Why the blue dots?
    Shhh...they are hidden to separate Bas-m from the rest of my mortal post.
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
    You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim S
    Shhh...they are hidden to separate Bas-m from the rest of my mortal post.
    Ah. Black works better for invisibility just fyi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Ah. Black works better for invisibility just fyi.
    Hmmm...I can barely see the navy dots on my monitor. Seriously. But I'll try black. I may never go back.

    Perhaps I may be blinded by the light of Bas-m.
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
    You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    If you had any steeze, you would know that's a crop top. Not a lot of guys can pull it off, but then again, Basom isn't a lot of guys. Just one very steezariffic guy.
    Basom invented capri Carhartts.

    Is there anything Basom can't do? I bet he can ski better than Kevin Andrews. Discuss.
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

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    basom skis better than jeezus
    I've got the key to the highway... I'm gonna leave here runnin', walkin's far too slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    Basom invented capri Carhartts.

    Is there anything Basom can't do? I bet he can ski better than Kevin Andrews. Discuss.
    Dude! Don't light that fuse!

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    well... mr. meyer just called me on his way home from craigieburn where he lapped pow all fucking day with a grand total of 23 other people on the mountain. dont you think if i was god i would have been there with him? i did convince him to record a slaming breaks set tonight for me to play at the party of the summer tomarrow night, which i couldnt convince him to fly in and play live at (also proof of not being the or even a [i'm partial to polytheism] lesser god), but that was really my only creative accomplishment for today.

    i think it should be noted that the cigabutt i'm smoking in that photo is pink, and god wouldn't be on his way to party in a room in the horizon. he usually stays at harrah's, under the name pickles.
    Last edited by basom; 07-14-2006 at 11:39 PM.

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