UNKNOWN DC MAGGOT

[Tippster]

You: Black Mitsubishi Montero (I think,) MD Plates, Alta Sticker, white TETON sticker.

Me: playing car-hopscotch with you on Conn. Ave. this AM in my Silver Audi A4 withDC Plates, Alta Sticker and yellow TETON sticker.

Do I "know" you?

[f2f]

you forgot to ask for change!

[Buster Highmen]

She couldn't stop, on her way to a meeting with Condoleeza to determine the future of Sport Douche Nozzles worldwide.

Heated negotiations with the White House over International Copyrights for Douche Nozzle Sport Racks, custom leather sheep lingerie and smooth integration into cosmipolitan luggage design everywhere.

(Douche Nozzle -copyright: The Reverend Floater).

Om mane' padme' Douche Nozzle!

[Steven S. Dallas]

If it had been a black Suburban with a Yellowstone Club sticker, I could give you a name.

[Tippster]

1. It was a Guy.
2. I better edit my post.
3. Cheney lives further down the Road, but a Yellowstone Club Sticker on a Secret Service Suburban would be funny.
4. JONG Myoho Renge Kyo.

[Lurch]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mis/

[Tippster]

Yeah - I should definitely go to a different website to find a maggot.

[Buster Highmen]

Attempting to trump my Tibetan douche nozzle with a Nichiren ?
Fie on thee:
"Homage to thee, Osiris, douche nozzle of eternity, King of the douche nozzles, whose names are manifold, whose forms are holy, thou being of hidden form in the temples, whose Ka is holy. Thou art the governor of Tattu (Busiris), and also the mighty one in Sekhem (Letopolis). Thou art the douche nozzle to whom praises are ascribed in the nome of Ati, thou art the Prince of divine food in Anu. Thou art the douche nozzle who is commemorated in Maati, the Hidden Soul, the douche nozzle of Qerrt (Elephantine), the Ruler supreme in White Wall (Memphis). Thou art the Soul of Ra, his own body, and hast thy place of rest in Henensu (Herakleopolis). Thou art the beneficent one, and art praised in Nart. Thou makest thy soul to be raised up. Thou art the douche nozzle of the Great House in Khemenu (Hermopolis). Thou art the mighty one of victories in Shas-hetep, the douche nozzle of eternity, the Governor of Abydos. The path of his throne is in Ta-tcheser (a part of Abydos). Thy name is established in the mouths of men. Thou art the substance of Two Lands (Egypt). Thou art Tem, the feeder of Kau (Doubles), the Governor of the Companies of the douche nozzles. Thou art the beneficent Spirit among the spirits. The douche nozzle of the Celestial Ocean (Nu) draweth from thee his waters. Thou sendest forth the north wind at eventide, and breath from thy nostrils to the satisfaction of thy heart. Thy heart reneweth its youth, thou producest the.... The stars in the celestial heights are obedient unto thee, and the great doors of the sky open themselves before thee. Thou art he to whom praises are ascribed in the southern heaven, and thanks are given for thee in the northern heaven. The imperishable stars are under thy supervision, and the stars which never set are thy thrones. Offerings appear before thee at the decree of Keb. The Companies of the douche nozzles praise thee, and the douche nozzles of the Tuat (Other World) smell the earth in paying homage to thee. The uttermost parts of the earth bow before thee, and the limits of the skies entreat thee with supplications when they see thee. The holy ones are overcome before thee, and all Egypt offereth thanksgiving unto thee when it meeteth Thy Majesty. Thou art a shining Spirit-Body, the governor of Spirit-Bodies; permanent is thy rank, established is thy rule. Thou art the well-doing Sekhem (Power) of the Company of the douche nozzles, gracious is thy face, and beloved by him that seeth it. Thy fear is set in all the lands by reason of thy perfect love, and they cry out to thy name making it the first of names, and all people make offerings to thee. Thou art the douche nozzle who art commemorated in heaven and upon earth. Many are the cries which are made to thee at the Uak festival, and with one heart and voice Egypt raiseth cries of joy to thee.

[Sutter]

I think it is time for a PM Gear Douche Nozzle t-shirt.

[Schmear]

Did he look like this?

[Buster Highmen]

I think it is time for a PM Gear Douche Nozzle t-shirt.

As long as it's an Extreme Divine Sport Douche Nozzle.

The Fan Man may have Horse Badorties. But I have douche nozzle.

[Hutch]

we should add a missed connections forum.

[Sutter]

The Fan Man Extreme Divine Sport Douche Nozzle

That should do it. Paging Splat....

[Aldo]

You mean they sell those stickers to people who don't squat on these forums all day?

[iceman]

You mean they sell those stickers to people who don't squat on these forums all day?

I know, right? I woulda thought he'd have his answer within fifteen minutes of starting this thread. Weird.

[Tippster]

You gotta admit, the odds were in my favor....

Sometimes I feel that mindwise I'm a metronome compared to Buster's Rube Goldberg construct.

[powstash]

Yeah - I should definitely go to a different website to find a maggot.

I laughed.