Dave Chapelle Show

**jayfrizzo** · 01-21-2004, 07:17 PM

Who's watching it?

**mr_gyptian** · 01-21-2004, 07:22 PM

he's a genius.

**yaze_bro** · 01-21-2004, 07:22 PM

word....

"turn my headphones up!"

**Tical** · 01-21-2004, 07:24 PM

"I piss on you"

**nightpanda** · 01-21-2004, 07:28 PM

My favorite episode so far is when he is a blind black guy who thinks he's white and is a member of the kkk.

"you know what dog food tastes like? It tastes like it smells DELICIOUS!"

**jayfrizzo** · 01-21-2004, 07:30 PM

New season starts tonight. Get some!

**Will** · 01-21-2004, 07:39 PM

All right kiddies.....

Who wants crack?

http://www.comedycentral.com/gallery...icious_big.jpg

**snowsprite** · 01-21-2004, 08:24 PM

I LOVE this show. I'll catch the later on version though. This is why I get to work late every morning...b/c I stay up 'til like 12:30 w/ my hubby watching comedy central.
Sprite

**Anxious Mo-Fo** · 01-21-2004, 08:27 PM

I love the bit where the middle-aged black guy in a skull cap (definitely not Chapelle) goofs on white people and shakes his head in disgust every week.

Does anyone know his name? Brilliant shit.

**365wp** · 01-21-2004, 09:00 PM

Funniest show this year. The Wu Tang financial skit was hilarious..."cause you gotta protect your neck."

**Odin** · 01-21-2004, 09:01 PM

Looks like a damn lightsaber!

edit - That is paul mooney BTW

**pow__da man** · 01-21-2004, 09:02 PM

The funniest one was when the made fun of The Real World. It was called "The Mad Real World." It was hilarious.

**fridge** · 01-21-2004, 09:07 PM

His show is fucking awesome. He was also on Conan last night, it was good.

The last two episodes were highlights of his first season, and I just saw all those skits, that "piss on you" one was hilarious.

One of my favorite ones was where he pretended that women could hear what men were thinking (like in the Mel Gibson movie) and the one guy was thinking: "Man, I'd like to slide a finger down the crack of that ass..."

**pollard** · 01-21-2004, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by pow__da man
The funniest one was when the made fun of The Real World. It was called "The Mad Real World." It was hilarious.

mine fave

**rossi BC bitch** · 01-22-2004, 12:24 AM

Dave is off the chizain, i love him he is my idol. All new season starting this week?

**nightpanda** · 01-22-2004, 12:41 AM

The premiere(sp?) is tonight ....

"Guess who's back, bitches? Chappelle's got all-new episodes of his big, bad sketch show. It's the comedy equivalent of crack… one try and you're hooked! "

The schedule:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_show...E'S%20SHOW

**vinzclortho** · 01-22-2004, 04:24 AM

gotta love chappelle's show!!!!

I love when he's the crack head talking to the kids who are all taking notes, "now we all know we can go into our momma purse when she ain't lookin...take twenty or thirty dollars. then take the number 61 bus downtown to a hundred forty first street then walk 2 blocks and find a hispanic man name of Miguel who will sell us a couple rocks."

and another personal favorite is A&E's Biography presents: The life of General Cornrows Wallace. so awesome..the battle of the Kool Mo Dee concert. "it's called crack. and it's so easy to make! all you need is to cook some cocaine with baking soda...and I think I tasted a little egg and some cinnamon as well."

I know my boy tivo'd some chappelle up, gotta go over his place this weekened!

**SponsoredByDuctTape** · 01-22-2004, 04:52 AM

Shout out to "Tron."

**snowsprite** · 01-22-2004, 07:53 AM

The "Blackzilla" skit is one of my faves!
Sprite

**H-man** · 01-22-2004, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Tical
"I piss on you"

This was the funniest fucking skit I have ever seen! When he was shaking the milk jug full of piss around all the bitches I thought I was going to pass out I was laughing so hard!

Great show!

KQ · 01-22-2004, 11:39 AM

He reminds me of JJ Walker

**White Chocolate** · 01-22-2004, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by snowsprite
The "Blackzilla" skit is one of my faves!
Sprite

"He have one-eyed brown snake"

the funniest thing though is when the gza tells the middle-aged white guy "You got to diversify your bonds nigga" on wu-tang financial.

the season premiere was hilarious also!

**yaze_bro** · 01-23-2004, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by White Chocolate
""You got to diversify your bonds nigga" on wu-tang financial.

"yo, man, I slept with Katie too!"
-chapelle real world

**Ripzalot** · 01-23-2004, 05:19 AM

i love him as conspiracy brother in the movie "undercover brother". one of the funniest movies ever. i laughed out loud the whole movie.

Undercover Brother: Hi.
Conspiracy Brother: "Hi"? What you mean "hi"? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?
Undercover Brother: Brother, when you get a minute, could I get a list of the words that trigger these fits?