Booze

[powslut]

Who loves the booze? I sure do, especially when it doesn't snow for over a month.

[Mcwop]

Mad Dog 20/20 turned its back on me more than once.

http://www.tcsn.net/rags/bum/md2020.jpg

[lemon boy]

More Proof that Denver is the greatest city in the nation:
http://go.to/thedrunkard

[MacDaddy]

Originally posted by lemon boy
More Proof that Denver is the greatest city in the nation:
http://go.to/thedrunkard

shsshhhh I know! Thats why I miss it so.
but if you where there in the late 80's you remember how talk like that changed CO w/ Californication.

[lemon boy]

I know I know but several factors are already beyond our control:

1. The cat's outta the bag already.
2. As we only received an influx of CA republikans we could use some liberals moving in to balance power.
3. Skiers are doubtful to move here knowing that our snow is typically lacking
4. I like to brag that I can get it in print form

[EPSkis]

All except THIS:

http://www.cuervo.com/1home/images/c...ottlepair1.jpg

[Woodsy]

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...quette-hdr.jpg

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...tiq-cutoff.jpg


Problem: You are drinking at a friend’s home and the hosts decide you have “had enough” and “cuts you off” from the liquid refreshments.

Solution: Here one is faced not only with an excruciatingly uncomfortable situation, but also a very grave insult. First you must ask yourself, “Have I had enough?” To which your answer should be, “Of course I haven’t had enough, if I had had enough I would be incapable of posing such a query.”
You must strive not only to rescue your reputation as a hard drinker, but inform any and all present that you are not the sort to be cut off at will. Not without grave consequences.

First, is your host bigger than you? If not, you may, without fear of robbing yourself of poise or self-possession, violently wrest the bottle away, then dash outside while giggling tastefully. Consume the bottle in the bushes then storm back inside and inform the entire gathering in a very loud and authoratative tone that no one puts a damper on your fun, ever. You may then hurl the empty bottle at the most valuable possession in the room and casually exit the party.

If your host is larger than you, you must use all your wiles to reinstate your drinking privileges. Whining and sobbing rarely works in such a situation, so immediately dismiss those thoughts from your mind.

Instead, graciously inform your host you indeed have “had enough” and pretend to start putting on your jacket. When the host relaxes, throw your jacket over his or her head, seize hold as many bottles as you can conveniently carry and flee with due haste. --FKR

[CantDog]

who are the two mormons?

[acostiga]

i like to read, and i like to drink booze, but this made me uncomfortable.

[Cornholio]

Originally posted by acostiga
i like to read, and i like to drink booze, but this made me uncomfortable.

I'll suckle on some other teat of freedom, thanks.

[13]

When you booze, you don't lose.

[pow__da man]

Jagr Bombs!!!

[BradyCU]

Originally posted by acostiga
i like to read, and i like to drink booze, but this made me uncomfortable.

Party idea for MD9! I won't participate though, I'm a pussy

[nachos supreme]

Originally posted by Woodsy
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co...quette-hdr.jpg

[IMG] --FKR

Woodsy
that is the best site I've seen in ages,so many answers
thanks