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  1. 06-26-2006, 12:00 PM #1
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    Where can I find plans for an ark?

    Holy shit it's been pouring and here it goes again.

    How big is a cubit?
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    see if GWB will let you use his direct line to Gad.
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    7 inches of rain in the last 48 hours at my house.

    You better come pick me up when your Ark is finished.
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    It's dry here, God loves us.

    Anyway, I think a cubit is about the length of an average man's forearm. Or so I've heard. Good luck with that.
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Holy shit it's been pouring and here it goes again.

    How big is a cubit?
    I thought you were supposed to build it before the rain.
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    Genesis 6:15
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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    Yahweh saw that the wickedness of man was great in the District of Colombia, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

    Yahweh was sorry that he had made DC on the earth, and it grieved him in his heart.
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    I spelled Yahweh on Scrabble once. It was a triple word score.
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    You can't use proper nouns in Scrabble. So it was worthless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    You can't use proper nouns in Scrabble. So it was worthless.
    I know, damn rules!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    Yahweh saw that the wickedness of man was great in the District of Colombia, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

    Yahweh was sorry that he had made DC on the earth, and it grieved him in his heart.
    When'd DC overtake SF, NY and LA on the sin-o-meter? I might have to reconsider my domicile
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    When'd DC overtake SF, NY and LA on the sin-o-meter? I might have to reconsider my domicile
    DC, being the capital of those cities, must then assume resposibility for the sins of those cities.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    DC, being the capital of those cities, must then assume resposibility for the sins of those cities.
    That's in the Bible too, isn't it?
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    That's in the Bible too, isn't it?
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    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cornholio
    That's in the Bible too, isn't it?
    Sure, the section on agency theory. See e.g. "Am I my brother's keeper?"
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    Somebody should check with Pat Robertson, pronto! He probably knows why this is happening, some recent legislation about gays or such.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    When'd DC overtake SF, NY and LA on the sin-o-meter? I might have to reconsider my domicile
    I think God was saying one day
    "those MORONS do one more hateful thing in My name and I'm gonna go ol Testament on em."
    the frogs are next.
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    Well, we had the Locusts 2 years ago....
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  19. 06-26-2006, 02:18 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    I think God was saying one day
    "those MORONS do one more hateful thing in My name and I'm gonna go ol Testament on em."
    the frogs are next.
    Sacrifice the weakest as an example? Works for me.
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    I do like to think that the fact that this city once was a malarial swamp must have some sort of metaphorical value.
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