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Thread: How bad have you "robbed the cradle"

  1. 06-26-2006, 09:44 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by jibij
    Dated a 19 yr. old when I was 29. I think I was closer in age to her Mom (who was hot). It was too weird and didn't last long. What initially felt like youthful exuberance quickly became annoying immaturity.
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  2. 06-26-2006, 09:46 PM #127
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    This thread is hillarious.
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    I was a young impressionable 19 year old. She was a delicious 32. Man, I sure learned a lot in college.
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  4. 06-26-2006, 10:27 PM #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by gregb2212
    a year ago when i was 22 my buddy had a open house
    Please define "open house." Is this when you and your buds open your house to underage girls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gregb2212
    a year ago when i was 22 my buddy had a open house and one of our friends brought over some girls that just graduated high schoo (yes hes a scumbag) and i fucked one of them who just turned 18 the week before. 18 year olds are great
    The phrase, "takes one to know one" comes to mind.
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  6. 06-26-2006, 11:13 PM #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarddad
    The phrase, "takes one to know one" comes to mind.
    Whatever, iceman.
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  7. 06-27-2006, 12:08 AM #132
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    19 year old when i was 26 for 2 months, then a little while later i had a cougar. Heh, little bit of extremes around then....
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    Is there a "cougar hunting 101" thread around here somewhere?
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  9. 06-27-2006, 08:06 AM #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Is there a "cougar hunting 101" thread around here somewhere?
    See, there's your first problem; cougars are the hunters and you're the prey.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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  10. 06-27-2006, 08:17 AM #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Gosey
    Is there a "cougar hunting 101" thread around here somewhere?
    1. Go to aspen
    2. Look youthful. Don't bring out Mrs. Robinson jokes.
    3. Just leave in the morning. She won't mind.
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  11. 06-27-2006, 11:08 AM #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by TacomaLuv
    When I first moved to NYC, I enjoyed a brief and torrid affair with a hedge fund director who was 12 years my senior (me, 23, him 35). We met when I sold him a pair of $380 cordovan leather loafters at my retail job He took me on many travels around the globe and the sex was... phenominal to say the least.
    ummm.... wait. I can't say it, 'cause if some Cougar had hauled me around the globe just for some nookie when I was single I would have considered it too....
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  12. 06-27-2006, 11:51 AM #137
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    Just posting in this thread to give another maggot heart palpitations....you dirty robbler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    ummm.... wait. I can't say it, 'cause if some Cougar had hauled me around the globe just for some nookie when I was single I would have considered it too....
    Well Tipp, when I'm done with b-school next year and get my sign-on bonus I'll gladly haul you around the globe
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  14. 06-27-2006, 01:22 PM #139
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    FKNA!

    Now to tan this white stripe of skin on my ring finger....
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    Bring her, too heh heh
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  16. 06-27-2006, 01:38 PM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by TacomaLuv
    Well Tipp, when I'm done with b-school next year and get my sign-on bonus I'll gladly haul you around the globe
    YOu like midgets? I'll bring my camera
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  17. 06-27-2006, 03:55 PM #142
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  18. 06-27-2006, 04:02 PM #143
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    Interesting thread, been on both sides of this one.

    Me - 18, her - 46
    Me - 25, her - 18

    I love them all.
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  19. 06-27-2006, 04:07 PM #144
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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntCok
    When I was 29 (last year) I was simultaneously seeing a just-turned 18 year old student and a 35 year old married woman. I once "finished up" with the 18 year old only to meet the 35 year old an hour later... I almost wish the 35 year old was 36, for mathematical parsimony.
    Oh, +1 for use of parsimony. Nooiiiiiice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

    Me - 18, her - 46
    Blood Sweat Steel = fucking PWN3D by the cougar. FKNA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    Maybe, but I don't have very big funbags!

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  22. 06-27-2006, 07:53 PM #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier
    Blood Sweat Steel = fucking PWN3D by the cougar. FKNA.
    And her friend, but she was only 38, IIRC. Long story though, you prolly wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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  23. 06-28-2006, 12:10 AM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL
    And her friend, but she was only 38, IIRC. Long story though, you prolly wouldn't believe me if I told you.
    Try us...
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  24. 06-28-2006, 08:50 AM #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectonically_Neglected
    Try us...
    Let's just say that while spending a few of the "formative" years living in Las Vegas, closing the deal with willing (drunk) & secksy out of towners wasn't exactly brain surgery.
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    Well, they're not very big but they are still fun.

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