How bad have you "robbed the cradle"

[gregb22]

a year ago when i was 22 my buddy had a open house and one of our friends brought over some girls that just graduated high school (yes hes a scumbag) and i fucked one of them who just turned 18 the week before. 18 year olds are great

[half-fast]

pasucks wrote:

I'm pretty sure the male version of the cougar is refered to by most females as "creep." The few that are attracted to the creep typically call him "daddy."

you have much to learn, young grasshopper

[PaSucks]

pasucks wrote:


you have much to learn, young grasshopper

Hey, I didn't say I agree with it, I was just saying thats what many (although obviously not all) females tend to think. Hell, I dated a 15 year old when I was 17, which at the time seemed like a huge difference. Now I am dating a 21 year old, and while I may be 22 I have the maturity level of a 14 year old, so my craddle is sort of the one being robbed!

[Millsie]

My wife is 9 years younger than I am.

[BushwackerinPA]

Hey, I didn't say I agree with it, I was just saying thats what many (although obviously not all) females tend to think. Hell, I dated a 15 year old when I was 17, which at the time seemed like a huge difference. Now I am dating a 21 year old, and while I may be 22 I have the maturity level of a 14 year old, so my craddle is sort of the one being robbed!

that is so true sadly

[Viva]

My wife is 9 years younger than I am.

This could be a problem if you're, say, 22.

[snowsprite]

I haven't dated very much or been in many relationships...so I can't say I've actually ever robbed the cradle.

But I have been hit on by some SHOCKINGLY younger guys in my time! And this happens pretty persistently.

The all-time winner though...and the one I still get ribbed about by my husband happened on the beach in Rhode Island a couple of years ago. I was maybe 35 at the time.

Anyway, I was w/ my husband frolicking around w/ my boogie board having fun and there were some kids out there with us. We sort of ended up hanging out together and having fun in the waves.

After a while, I decided to get out and lay down on my beach towel. So as I'm emerging from the surf, I notice somebody is following me. It's one of the little boys I was playing with.

He's like "What's your name?" So I tell him. And he's asking me all these different questions as I'm walking. I'm politely answering them, and because I'm kind of naive I think nothing of this.

Then he goes to me "So, uh...do you like have a boyfriend or anything?" I laughed out loud and said "No, but I have a husband..." pointing to the tall dude walking in front of me (who was chuckling to hear all this). Then I said "How old are you anyway?" and he goes "Twelve, but I'm going on thirteen soon."

The kid was a little embarrassed, but he persisted in hanging around me for a while anyway. We built some sandcastles together and stuff and I tried to help him out w/ some tips to pick up this cute girl nearby who he'd had his eye on as a backup. I don't know how that went...I just hope she wasn't forty or something. lol!

Sprite

[Tippster]

Obviously your top gaped open at some point and you flashed the poor young bag of hormones....

[snowsprite]

Maybe, but I don't have very big funbags!

Sprite

[Cornholio]

Maybe, but I don't have very big funbags!

Sprite

When you're 12, even a hint of areola is enough to send you spooging in your pants.

[bc]

Me 23 / she 19
Me 24 / she 30-"something"

I am apparently nowhere near as perverted as the rest of you.

[Super G]

I'm 32 and enjoying a relationship with a 24 year old. She is wise beyond her years and more mature than me, so it is a good fit.

[snowdreamer]

For those men out there that have dated someone much younger, at what point do you feel like her daddy? And I don't mean she calls you daddy, I mean you feel like her daddy?

Telehoar did she look like your kid or do you look young for your age?

When I dated the 23 year old I was embarassed to be quite honest. I felt as if all eyes were on me. "Check out the cougar with her cub." But he wasn't the last young one I dated,
there was also a 26 year old when I was 36.

[Hugh Jardon]

I think the kid needed a mom. He probably came from a broken home and thought you were a good candidate. Or maybe he was related to the dude who is now married to Mary K. Letourno and thought you were really hot.

[funkendrenchman]

Nice, the thinking man's JONG.

The whole Max deal is rather confusing. It's been going on far a long time. It's possible that he's an actual person, but it's definitely not certain.

It is certain.

[BeanDip4All]

But I have been hit on by some SHOCKINGLY younger guys in my time! And this happens pretty persistently.

hahaha Too funny.

Well, I wasn't going to contribute anything incriminating to this thread, but wtf:

When I first moved to NYC, I enjoyed a brief and torrid affair with a hedge fund director who was 12 years my senior (me, 23, him 35). We met when I sold him a pair of $380 cordovan leather loafters at my retail job He took me on many travels around the globe and the sex was... phenominal to say the least.

Having just arrived in NYC, gotten out of a 3 year relationship, and being up to my neck in student loans, it was pretty fun while it lasted.

[snowdreamer]

I think the kid needed a mom. He probably came from a broken home and thought you were a good candidate. Or maybe he was related to the dude who is now married to Mary K. Letourno and thought you were really hot.

You're probably right.

[Buster Highmen]

Iceman: post deleter.

[iceman]

Iceman: post deleter.

Yeah it seemed a bit harsh on second thought.

[jibij]

[justjusty]

When you're 12, even a hint of areola is enough to send you spooging in your pants.

what r u talking about. im 30 and that still does it for me.

[Monique]

I didn’t realize until reading this thread that it was possible for a woman to date men her age or older. Huh. Who knew?

Alllllllllright, I'll play. True stories:

Scenario #1: A while ago I had a long-term “friendship with privileges” with a guy much younger than I. One day I was talking to a woman roughly my age who had no idea this guy and I were involved. Somehow his name came up in conversation and she found out we were friends. She mentioned she’d known him since he was a kid and that he considers her his second mom. Then she laughed and asked, “Does he call you Mom too?” Fortunately, I wasn’t drinking anything at the time or my beverage would have spurted out my nose at very high velocity. Later I told my friend the story and, without missing a beat, he asked, “Did you say, ‘No, but he begs me to call him Daddy!’?”

Scenario #2: I was 42, the guy was 21 and pursuing me with increasing intensity over the ski season. He was hot, but a tool, and I wasn’t interested. He kept trying to start something to the point where it became obnoxious. I mean, I’d turned him down several times and he called me on Christmas, New Years and Valentines Day, for chrissake. I was vaguely acquainted with his parents, and one night after this guy had called I happened to run into his mom, who has never struck me as a likely candidate to be my new best friend and who appears to be sponsored by Bogner, Nils, and a half-dozen plastic surgeons. I was going to a party and was wearing a tight, low-cut dress. His mom started raving about my curves in very specific and embarrassing terms, saying among other things, “I had no idea you had that figure.” Then she started giving me unsolicited advice as if I were a friggin’ wallflower or something, telling me in great detail how I should stop wearing my usual GoreTex or cords and hoodies and start wearing tight shirts with unzipped necklines for après ski. “The men would come running!” said she. I just looked at her, kind of smiled, and said, “Oh, I do okay.”

[bklyn]

Monique - you are cracking me up. Too funny.

[skideeppow]

been on both sides, me 34,her 45
know it is me 38 her 28
cant really deal with either

[StuntCok]

When I was 29 (last year) I was simultaneously seeing a just-turned 18 year old student and a 35 year old married woman. I once "finished up" with the 18 year old only to meet the 35 year old an hour later... I almost wish the 35 year old was 36, for mathematical parsimony.