Anyone else here into vomiting?

[phUnk]

phsssss....vomiting is so last week.

Everyone knows that explosive diarrhea is the next big thing.

Oh, the explosive diarrhea is what got me started on the vomiting. Gateway drugs!

Total Intake For Today: 6 ounces of water and... well, that's it.

[schuss]

For some reason, I tend to vomit a lot. I am, however, the master of the boot and rally, realizing that throwing up once is no reason to pack it in on a perfectly good night of drinking. The keys are control and awareness, as puking outside or in the toilet is not that bad, but doing it all over someones stuff just ain't cool. Just drink water and force down food, it'll pass.

[Blatant]

so at college after a bender starting on wednesday night, by saturday i was thoroughly banged out and decided that several chili cheese burritos and south park was the solution for my situation on that nice saturday afternoon. After limping through practice I wandered to taco bell and picked up 6 burritos and subsequently stuffed them all in. Yep foul. About 2 hrs later several friends show up and proceed to convince me of the benefits of going out and boozing again. Well, i caved and after a short trip to the bathroom and a tooth brush handle down the neck i was set. Yaking up bad taco bell was brutal enough to sell me on the benefits of NOT throwing up unless absolutely necessary. fck that.

[G]

Bulimia nervosa is a terrible disease, PhUke. Seek help. and put a clothespin on your nose when spewiing, it'll keep the sinuses clear for you.

(or not - this could help your career as a supermodel. And think of how great your personal power/wieght ratio will be)

[iceman]

I had dry heaves all last night.
All the action, none of the weight loss.

Okay that's funny.

[Vets]

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

[leroy jenkins]

Bulimia nervosa is a terrible disease, PhUke. Seek help. and put a clothespin on your nose when spewiing, it'll keep the sinuses clear for you.

(or not - this could help your career as a supermodel. And think of how great your personal power/wieght ratio will be)

hey, shes got fake tits too

[midget]

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[phUnk]

I had some Cheerios with no milk. It was sickter.

[lax]

phsssss....vomiting is so last week.

Everyone knows that explosive diarrhea is the next big thing.

cmon can't we just all be honest for a little...isn't diarhea just puking out your asshole?

[Max Gosey]

I had it phunk. Still kinda do. 5 times on Saturday. Had some Arby's at about 1 and after I finished a round of golf with my dad we were driving back, and i was trying to pretend like it wasn't going to happen. All of a sudden, we were at a stoplight, and I got out the car and let it happen. 4 times after that, and I've been nauseous and cramping ever since. Just started eating again today. (gosh, I hope ethan didn't get me pregnant).

I'll take bronchitis and sore throat for 2 weeks over NVM for 2 days. Stomach shit SUCKS.

That said, feel better. I feel your pain.

[shmerham]

phsssss....vomiting is so last week.

Everyone knows that explosive diarrhea is the next big thing.

Shmerham: always ahead of the game. This sucks As does vomiting.

[jayfrizzo]

This thread is useless without pics.

[The AD]

Well, my head didn't explode. It's weird, though. I can hear everyone else speaking fine, but when I talk it's like I'm underwater or something.

I'm in a break from my conference right now. Have a couple afternoon sessions, but the outdoor pool at the hotel looks pretty tempting. If I hang by the pool do you think I should still wear my name tag?

edit: thanks for the med tip, splat. I'll try some of that before my flight home. Hopefully I'll feel better by then, though!!

['boat skier]

Two weeks ago i had the same thing going on. 24 hrs. non-stop puking/explosive diarrhea. I was puking so violently, I was certain that I would start cracking ribs. My roommate, who is an expired EMT, told me she had never heard someone puking so violently ever. All this fun and excitement earned me 4 hrs. of fun in the ER. Before they started pumping me full of IV fluids. I had lost almost 10 lbs. in 24 hrs.

The fluids did wonders and so did the Zofram that Trackhead mentioned. The Zofram is the same stuff they give Chemo patients for nausea. Unforuntately, each pill cost $30!!!!!

Hope you are feeling better!

[Obstruction]

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[Dexter Rutecki]

I haven't puked in over 20 years. True story. But I really felt like I might during a bad hockey game the other night.
i probably woulda done well to throw up the General Tso's chicken I ate a few years ago that food poisoned me, but it didn't occur to me until it was much too late.

[freaks~in~creeks]

[Dantheman]

Had that about a month ago, fun shit. There was something in the first round that tore the hell out of my throat and made the rest of the dry heaves feel even better.

[phUnk]

I found that if you can drop your shoulders and arch your back when you're puking, it's sexier and helps make the heave more productive.

The More You Know.

[Arty50]

And knowing is half the battle.

[Xover]

Had that about a month ago, fun shit. There was something in the first round that tore the hell out of my throat and made the rest of the dry heaves feel even better.

and DTM is now climbing like a madman
so, moral of story is, look out for the Phunkstar on the rock in the next month; he should be onsighting 11a by then

[gregb22]

the only time i ever was excited is when i realized that the hangover wont be so bad tommorow

[A-wreck]

I like puking.

I can only puke outside.
I will never stick my head in a toilet.

I puked the other night when Bodhi was asleep on my couch.

Went right out the front door and over the railing.
I still had the capability to get the hose out when I was done too.