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    Ullr blows goats....for quarters.

    Ullr can take me 223cm Downhill boards and stuff them right up his ass...sideways. What a gay fake of a god....I mean Breck throws him this huge festival, and what does he do in return? Not a damn thing. I bet parts of Florida have more snow than us right now. I've asked my god to kick Ullrs ass. He responded, "no prob, I'll slap that bitch up for you". So, pretty soon it is going to start dumping in Colorado...dumping really hard. I will never burn skis for that douche, I will only burn pictures of Ullr from now on.

    Ullr can gobble a cock.

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    AMEN!

    Damn anyone want to go take out new sticks and ski keystone's trees with me on tuesday?

    What have we done to diserve this!?
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    Keystone's trees are barren as fuck... still kinda fun.

    Blurred and I were there last week and it's only gotten worse (I assume you mean the trees on South Peak (Outback).

    ULLR is about to get taken outa my sig line if he doesn't pull down his godly pants and make big white dookie in the N & C moutnains.

    All I can do is sit here and watch TGR's Further on RSN.

    Edited to add:
    It's so bad that I actually have cause to be using my shortie groomer cruisers.

    CU type person... if I'm out on Keystone on Tues we'll have to meet up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Ullr is facking over the east coast too. It was like -10 all week, and no facking snow. No significant snowfall since before xmas.

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    Re: Ullr blows goats....for quarters.

    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    Ullr can take me 223cm Downhill boards and stuff them right up his ass...sideways. What a gay fake of a god....I mean Breck throws him this huge festival, and what does he do in return? Not a damn thing. I bet parts of Florida have more snow than us right now. I've asked my god to kick Ullrs ass. He responded, "no prob, I'll slap that bitch up for you". So, pretty soon it is going to start dumping in Colorado...dumping really hard. I will never burn skis for that douche, I will only burn pictures of Ullr from now on.

    Ullr can gobble a cock.
    Brett. 2 words. "BAD KARMA"

    And Ullr thank you for the 10" of light and dry powder we got today at Tremblant. You rock

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    hmm 10 inches at tremmy? Sounds tasty.

    And thanks Blurred, now hopefully Ullr will give the East a big storm just for spite.

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    Re: Re: Ullr blows goats....for quarters.

    Originally posted by TJ.Brk
    Brett. 2 words. "BAD KARMA"

    And Ullr thank you for the 10" of light and dry powder we got today at Tremblant. You rock
    2 words for you- "EAT A DICK"...oh wait..that's 3 words....

    Ullrs a punk bitch little fag....kinda like alot of you queers.

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    Re: Re: Re: Ullr blows goats....for quarters.

    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    2 words for you- "EAT A DICK"...oh wait..that's 3 words....

    Ullrs a punk bitch little fag....kinda like alot of you queers.

    *newsflash*

    UPI: Summit County ski resorts suffer the driest snow starved winter season ever. Resorts forced to close 2 months early due to lack of snow. This reporter found Ullr at the beach, and asked him why no snow had fallen in Summit County for so long?

    Press: "Ullr, why no snow in Summit County"?

    Ullr: "Simple, Bad Karma Brett". You have to keep the faith to ski the goods.


    Look at it this way Brett. You will get an early start on that all body suntan.


    *newsflash*

    UPI: Summit County residents box up Brett and ship him to Florida. Massive snow storm hits Summit county for 7 strait days dropping a record snowfall of 110" of fresh powder snow. Ullr spotted buying new fatties
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Ullr blows goats....for quarters.

    Originally posted by TJ.Brk
    *newsflash*

    UPI: Summit County ski resorts suffer the driest snow starved winter season ever. Resorts forced to close 2 months early due to lack of snow. This reporter found Ullr at the beach, and asked him why no snow had fallen in Summit County for so long?

    Press: "Ullr, why no snow in Summit County"?

    Ullr: "Simple, Bad Karma Brett". You have to keep the faith to ski the goods.


    Look at it this way Brett. You will get an early start on that all body suntan.


    *newsflash*

    UPI: Summit County residents box up Brett and ship him to Florida. Massive snow storm hits Summit county for 7 strait days dropping a record snowfall of 110" of fresh powder snow. Ullr spotted buying new fatties
    If you can make that happen, I'll pay you five bucks for every hundred inches that falls on summit.
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Ullr blows goats....for quarters.

    Originally posted by TJ.Brk
    *newsflash*
    What's one of the 10 commandments?

    God says:

    "You shall have no other Gods before me"


    Like I said, I'm trying to stay close to the lord.

    Screw Ullr.

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ullr blows goats....for quarters.

    Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
    What's one of the 10 commandments?

    God says:

    "You shall have no other Gods before me"


    Like I said, I'm trying to stay close to the lord.

    Screw Ullr.
    8. Thou shalt not bare false witness.



    That means using the belief in God when it is convienant for you. You are using the word of God to damn another person. That's not cool.

    Now God is a pretty cool omnipressence being. He has fun in the snow. He did make the mtn's you know. I'm sure he would understand. So relax

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