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  1. #301
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    Shi if Iwaz U I wouldnnn evennn post shit onn here when yoiu're that buzzed.

    Fug it.


    hic

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    32bgotrotrkelle 32dfkj bottleswddewsorthjnfof dirngk one owm apsdedd ti aporeifn n31 gborhjles beer wlasl,...

    32......s.s.sa..s.se.s.sw.s.s.ws.w.s.ws.w.s.r.f.rt .tg.yhu.uy.y..h.y.h.y..jk.k.k
    Last edited by Bodhi; 03-24-2007 at 01:40 AM. Reason: hic
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteLight View Post
    I was just jealous and bitter when I posted before, cause I couldn't drink. Blue margies? Now I am EXTREMELY jealous and bitter!

    Enjoy!
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    blu
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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    i wanna twizler

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    mad it til sunrise. eggs...

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    ^^^No bacon? WTF?
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    I've never even looked at this thrd, but I think my time has come to post in tyhis histotric piice of shit. We've been drinking....black label on the rocks is my friend.

    Whistler in 9 days bitches!!!

    stoked. brong on the the lemon drops

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebird View Post

    stoked. brong on the the lemon drops
    It be brong!



    Lemon drops. Whistler. You are KILLING me, here! (Enjoy!)

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    Dunst is a Jersey girl...good shit.

    dilapitaedd peeps..

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    Fuckup i am, feell asleeep las sat on viva couch makin drunkdials with the phon still in me hand...only madi tithru half th adreess book of conctacts...alwyas toniught or this w/e...

    paz,
    d.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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    tonite was bowling ntie so i got drunk and bowled so now i can offically post int he drunk posting thread with out the aid of the backspace button i love whtie russiona i am not to durnk cuz i had to drive home now its time to smoke some erba nd go to sleep
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    Herbs, White Russians, Bowling...hmmmmmm. I'd abide by that grouping.

    peace,
    D.
    "There's a truth that sanity denies...." --Sprung Monkey

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    Oh my sogh... I just posted a hugeee post and then realixed I want' logged in. Anyway, I swear that the almigghty "backspace buttojn" is off limits tongiht... but anyway, what I was asaying in y precious post was that I LOVE mint...no.. htaat wasn't it, I don't rembember what my point uwas. and not hitting the dreadled bakbutton and going to post.

    I'll be back with my point later.. I think it had something to do twith staying home to work on fuFUCKING homework instead of heading up north for the weekend...l GOD i hate trying to better myself through eduction!!!!
    The mountains are calling and I must go - John Muir

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    Quote Originally Posted by asandygal View Post
    Anyway, I swear that the almigghty "backspace buttojn" is off limits tongiht...
    The backspace buttojn is my favorite buttojn of all!

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    still kina drunk

    but still feel like a buncha east coast lift riders don't get it

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    yup still kinda drunk

    waitn' for you

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    iiiiiiim drunk

    gots to work in the mornin at 830 am

    its 230 am

    shiz bitch

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    last time i was black out drunk was otn new yearss eave

    got up teh next mronin and wnte skinning/skiing. it was the shitd for beng hungoer. turnagain psass kicks asssss

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    now that ia m drunk i can post that the tema we bowled tonite cheated suns of bitches they brought in a ringer to beat us. regardless that we are the loudest drunkest team in the league they ar e cheaters nad sober bitches god damn it now my friend si saying that he is taller is cuz hes a douchebag he is asyint that i dont get some pussy bvcoauese im drunk he just threw a pillow at me what a fagnozzel anyway im drunk good nite bitches and his wife julie is a bad ass cook and a stupid ass nozzel who dey bitches just kidding about the stupid ass nozzel she kicks ass cuz im drunk and anything i eat right now is going to taste delicious. she is mad now but i don't care cuz she s not the boss of me . just farted on her i love being drunk.n ow they are talking about her ripping ass in his face while he was going down on her its fucking funny i love being drunk she dropped a brown dragon all overhis faceal regioan he likes germna shiza videos i love this place iam drunk she punched him in the balls and he ripped ass on her now he says hes gonna vom i cant stop laughing oh it hurts he says as he is currled up on the floor writhing in agony that only a wife can provide good nite all tlak to you tomarrow
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    I swear to god I had the worst hockey game of my life tonight. missed passes, mishandled the puck on a breakaway, shot into the goaltenders chest like 5 times. mean time everybody else is flying around passing and scoring like the fucking red wings. I was in the way more then I was even usefult tonight.

    playinjg with people who are much mcuch better than you is a bad idea sometimes. I was so stupid to spend my time skiing in michigan where being a good skier is totally fucking stupid and worthless instead of learning to play hockey right which would have paid for college and probably led to a real decent job instead of this bullshit ski bum scraping by horseshit.

    this is why I drink at 3am.

    I swear sometimes I wish I'd just get hit by a bus. OK. I'm done.

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    Ok all you drunk fucks. I just got off the phone with Bodhi and he requested that I post a proper drunk post. Sorry I am sober enough to actually type.

    Go Padres!!!! Oh yeah, I am a Dodger's fan and hate the Pad's.

    Anyway, what are we down to now? 30 or 31 bottles of bee5? You drunk maggots suck!!! How many pages is this thread and how many bottles of beer are gone?

    From now on tick a bottle off when you post here. I call it 30 bottles of beer on the wall now. Pass one around, drink it down, 29 bottles of beer on the wall.

    Get-R-Done. Watch the license plate thread for some serious Idaho potato comedy.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    Ok. fuck yiou all zi am now goimg to speed things up. 28 bottles of beer on the wall. By tomorrow it best b negative numbers o beer on trhe wall.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    27 bottles of beer on the wall....
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteLight View Post

    (Enjoy!)
    I'll take one brunette and one black girl, thank you. Blondes are not my style.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!

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    I'm hammered here. My last night out in NYC for a while (or until the Mets/Yankees series comes to Shea in May().... If you're out in the lower east side, give a call. sixfoursixsixeightfourninetwooneseven. peas.

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