Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From the Marx Brothers

[Benny Profane]

You don't have to speak to be heard.

Always answer the important question first.

Really important people never have anything really
important to say.

The best thing to do in a difficult situation is to make
an ugly face or offer someone your leg.

Puncture a windbag whenever possible.

Whatever it is I'm against it.

There ain't no Sanity Clause.

People are honest but you've got to watch them.

There's nothing wrong with lying if it will get you somewhere.

In Alabama, the tusk are loosa.



I just scored the new DVD collection from the library.

Coconauts
Animal Crackers
Monkey Business
Horse feathers
Duck Soup

Thank God for burners.

[spambot2]

I love those movies!!!
i saw them quite a while ago, but the best part is when they're on the ship!!!!!!!!!!

[Sinecure]

Groucho Nuggets:

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Humor is reason gone mad.

[TomK]

For thier other fun flicks,
This one has

A NIGHT AT THE OPERA (1935),
A DAY AT THE RACES (1937), and
A NIGHT IN CASABLANCA (1946),
as well as four films that are not available separately:
ROOM SERVICE (1938),
AT THE CIRCUS (1939),
GO WEST (1940), and
THE BIG STORE (1941).