You first, and don't be whack.
You first, and don't be whack.
like a laser guided bomb straight from Iraq
bitch, you ain't never cummin back
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
pack up your shit and kindly leave
a maggot poll, ban all members from pa, cuz every mutha fuckin post i read was gay
saw barts moms tits on myspace dot com
i gotta admit, for a milf, shes the bomb!
get high all night on weed and watch the tube,check in at tgr for a flaming of the noobs
got drunk as shit on some ice cold brew ,cmon over fuckagoat, i'll turn your brown eye blue
other rappers wanna battle me ,ya'all ski~daddle see,cuz i'll pull out the nine,and round up all haters like cattle,gee
my rhyme skills cut flesh like patrollers cut lift lines,
if you found a bag of weed on the hill ,you know its got to be mine
knock you the fuck out
blind you like a white out
tappin barts moms ass until the goo begins to run out
thruntin, thread cuntin, waitin for you jong ass bitches to say somethin
pack another fat bowl of the icky icky and wait for frozen to mark this thread as sticky
bitches
Better hope Doug doesn't step up:
I kill time at work/sometimes a dork...I swear I was brought to this earth by a stork/
pop that cork rub in some fluro
gonna watch the mask of Zorro
on the 20 inch magnavox
then hit up foot locker and buy Nike Shox..
I like to sell tombstones with gold leaf
at least once a week I eat corned beef
I buy it at Sybs deli and listen to Nelly
$11.75 a pound but I only get 1/2
that's $5.87 and half a cent
I gave up fat bitches for lent
gotta pay the rent by the 5th
better not drink a whole 5th
of that Henny when it comes to Kravitz gotta be Lenny
saving my pennies for 06-07
with enough left over to hit up 7/11
for a slurpee and ghetto nachos
then over to Yoccos screw the Diet
then I'm gonna listen to Quiet Riot
on my steezy 8-track
guess whose biz-ack
yes that's me drinking iced tea
yes snapple eating scrapple
with my corned beef hash
never had a mustache
just a beard acting weird
like my tuna seared and my lawn tractor John Deered
Barts raps are mad whack
And thats a proven fact
We all now he's gay
80 posts a day
When his boyfriend fuckagoat isn't getting beatin up
In his butt is where Bart busts a nut
Those two punks came to TGR,
and now they know who the fuck we are
We're not those chumps that post at that other place
Now they're crying cuz we all up in their face
It's now too late, and sorry you ain't down,
It's time to put you and your wack shit in the fuckin' ground
and the next time you decide to mess with the maggots,
just realise that yall are just a bunch of faggots.
Just a start. (for Bart)
I sometimes punch and rap.
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