Cyber's Tits!

[The Ghost of Cyber Cop]

opps, I meant tips.

Hey guys, I'm stuck here in limbo and God is more than pissed. Can you hear me? Oh well, I've been given three tasks by Jebus. If I fail it's fire and brimstone for the cop. I can't go into all the details here, but Jebus say I must enlighten inter-web fools and bring them into the fold, so here goes.

Cyber's Tips for Inter-web Fools

Do you have trouble remembering the milk? Have you recently lost your ass and it's finally convinced you to get organized, cause let's face it, you looked funny enough with your ass. Well, I've found some web 2.0 goodness that will not only save your ass, but will update you via e-mail and sms with all the details. Oh, did I mention it's free?

Hey, Don't Forget the Milk.

OK, Jebus, I can only lead them to water. You don't undertand these stubborn Jackasses. Opps, sorry Jebus.

[JESUS CHRIST]

You must try harder my son if you expect to lead the wicked and wayward souls to the light.

And if you fail it's yo ass, chump!