Slashing prices and prostitutes.

**reaktorcorps** · 06-07-2006, 08:17 PM

You can now buy the nipple covering cotton distractions that all your hopes and dreams have steered you away from. Each shirt has the ashes of dead manatee prophets woven into the fabric for super powers like sweat absorbtion and radioactive sexyness. Should you experience any sexual malfunction such as a puff of stinky smoke coming out of your peehole on climax you can thank the pros at reaktorcorps.

Shirt prices have dropped so low that if they were a testicle in gym shorts... class would be dismissed. Now I know what you're thinking: "This T-shirt is very simlar to the T-shirt I wore to prom." But I'm here to tell you to shut that brain off and take to the street with a crow bar and start rounding up funds for shirts.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Geez, these shirts sure are sexy and lab results have shown the wearer of these shirts to obtain uninmaginable wealth and tickets to donkey shows, but am I ready for this type of jump to life in the fast lane?" All I can say is keep sandpaper in the shower and an explosive tube of poppin' fresh dough in your pants.

Think about it. For as little as $17.50 you too can own a shirt with as many as 7 screen prints placed by hand in locations that only a priest is allowed to touch and rarely with a thumb.

Sure I guess you could "pay some bills" or "eat this week". But think about the longterm investment. Think about buying a size 3 times too small and think about what kind-of statement that makes. It's all right there in front of you or behind you or to the side. It may change if you look to see it, but that's only because you need to buy things.

This is a limited time offer so act now. And as a new reaktorcrap promotion we'll be giving out free shirts to people who send us photos of our shirts in use in action sports settings if we use them on our site or sales materials. Remember you're protected by the ashes of manatee prophets. Go big and get that winning shot.*

Get some: www.reaktorcorps.com

*promotion is not vaild for AKPM or any of his affiliates

**Arty50** · 06-07-2006, 08:23 PM

I'm hoping your XL is like the str8lines XL. It fits like OJ's glove and shows off my svelte figure.

**reaktorcorps** · 06-07-2006, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Arty50

I'm hoping your XL is like the str8lines XL. It fits like OJ's glove and shows off my svelte figure.

It is the same. Now go be sexy all over the place.

**Tippster** · 06-07-2006, 08:36 PM

Fucking Spammers.

**reaktorcorps** · 06-07-2006, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Fucking Spammers.

Were I to hump an overly processed meat I'd go with cornbeef and cabbage. The thoughts of the sharp spam can have always kept me away despite my horrid fantasies.

**truth** · 06-07-2006, 08:58 PM

Great, another friggin alias.

**Arty50** · 06-07-2006, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by reaktorcorps

It is the same. Now go be sexy all over the place.

Can I be gorgeous instead? If I wanted to be sexy I would have gotten the pink polo.

**Cirquerider** · 06-07-2006, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by truth

Great, another friggin alias.

yeah, an alias with an interweb domain. And an FAQ!

**truth** · 06-07-2006, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Cirquerider

yeah, an alias with an interweb domain. And an FAQ!

Whoa....now that's an elaborate ploy!

FYI: It's "a" fact JONG.

**edg** · 06-08-2006, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by truth

Whoa....now that's an elaborate ploy!

FYI: It's "a" fact JONG.

You're just jealous you didn't think of getting in on this venture at the ground floor.

edg

**Mulletizer** · 06-08-2006, 02:45 AM

I've been wanting to get one of those pink collared ones for a while. Can you ship it to zee UK for sensible money? Preferably I'd like one containing a pair of heaving boobs letting off fireworks but if the shipping will run too high I'll settle for just the shirt.

**bad_roo** · 06-08-2006, 03:27 AM

Crikey.

**majortom** · 06-08-2006, 04:26 AM

Yes... orders to the UK would be a good thing

**JESUS CHRIST** · 06-08-2006, 04:32 AM

This Shirt is Officially Endorsed by The Son of God.

Sick Shit, good luck

And international shipping would also earn your way into heaven

**Obstruction** · 06-08-2006, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

Crikey.

Outstanding product placement!

**shmerham** · 06-08-2006, 05:15 AM

Is this another unibonger alias?

**klar** · 06-08-2006, 05:16 AM

why is the girl eating the light bulb?

**reaktorcorps** · 06-08-2006, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Arty50

Can I be gorgeous instead? If I wanted to be sexy I would have gotten the pink polo.

Now this is a true story and maybe it shouldn't be, but it is. One night I was wearing my reaktorcorps pink polo out on the town (literally the town, too small to be a city) and there was a gentleman at the bar wearing a feather boa style scarf. He was fairly short and fairly plump. He was pretty cocky and I didn't know why until someone told me that it was Greg Stump. Midway through the night he kept calling me "cute". It started to get really awkward when he'd stare me down and call me "cute", then grab his friends and say "isn't he cute?" Fortunately his friends were girls and I think he was trying to hook me up with one of them or something, but just know before you buy a shirt of this power that Greg Stump may call you "cute" about 50 times if you happen to run into him.

We're looking into what international shipping would run and how to make it available from our store. If it's too complicated we can always carryout the transaction some other way [wink wink nudge nudge].

**Mulletizer** · 06-08-2006, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by reaktorcorps

We're looking into what international shipping would run and how to make it available from our store. If it's too complicated we can always carryout the transaction some other way [wink wink nudge nudge].

PM me how much and a Paypal addy and I'll do it. Cheaper, slower shipping suits me fine.

**truth** · 06-08-2006, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by edg

You're just jealous you didn't think of getting in on this venture at the ground floor.

edg

My timing is horrid but I'm working on it.

**Sutter** · 06-08-2006, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by bad_roo

Crikey.

I know, have you ever seen so much corn and mayo side by side like that? It's amazing.

**Hutch** · 06-08-2006, 08:56 AM

The pope just got hisself a muzzle man T. It better reduce the tin foil content of my feces or I want my money back!

**Canuk** · 06-08-2006, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by shmerham

Is this another unibonger alias?

Is this a serious question?

There is only one man on here capable of verbage like this:

Shirt prices have dropped so low that if they were a testicle in gym shorts... class would be dismissed.

**Meathelmet** · 06-08-2006, 09:08 AM

Fuuuck!!!

I like, a LOT!

Reactorcorps, as you know if there is ANY way you could ship to europe, i would be up for 3 or 4 shirts.

Is there any way to pay via VISA/Visa Electron/Mastercard?
Or only paypal?

Oh yeah.