Shitty songs to get in your head.

[Superstar Punani]

This is fucking driving me nuts. So if I suffer then you all suffer! Stupid club music....

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
I can teach you
but I'll have to charge...
My milkshake brings all the.....


AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rip]

its a small world after all.....

[KQ]

Well - Odin started it this morning for me with his "Where is the Love?" thread.

All morning (and now into the afternoon) I've had that song in my head. Not the Black Eyed Peas song but that really old one from the 70's by Roberta Flack.

Ugh


Where is the love (7 times)

Where is the love
You said you'd give to me
soon as you were free
will it ever be
Where is the love?

You told me that you didn't love him,
and you were gonna say goodbye
but if you really didn't mean it,
why did you have to lie?

Where is the love,
you said was mine all mine, till the end of time
was it just a lie
where is the love

If you had had a sudden change of heart
I wish that you would tell me so
don't leave me hangin on the promises
you've got to let me know

Oh how I wish I never met you
I guess it must have been my fate
to fall in love with someone else's love
all I can do is wait
(that's all I can do)
yeah yeah yeah

Where is the love (vamp until end)

[Buzzworthy]

Couldn't resist finding out what is going on in that hamster wheel of yours.

[Woodsy]

whenever I get a bad song stuck in my head I just do the Sanford & son theme & everything is better.

works ta get my skiing groove back too.

[lemon boy]

Muhahahhaahahahaha

Having never heard such an asinie song in person your foolish lyrics have no effect on me Joker!


But I'll leave you with a little Country Joe & the Fish:

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those reds —
The only good commie is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Huh!
Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.
And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

[watersnowdirt]

Originally posted by ripley ripper
its a small world after all.....

Damn. I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread. Guess I have no one to blame but myself...

[Superstar Punani]

Originally posted by watersnowdirt
Damn. I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread. Guess I have no one to blame but myself...

Shake it, shake it, shake it....SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!!!

[mildbill.]

so kiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss me and smile for me

tell me that you'll wait for me

something something never let me gooooooooooooooo

cause i'm leaaaaaaving ooon a jet plane..



fuck slighty stoopid, fuck them in their stupid asses.

[rightcoast]

Originally posted by Punani
Shake it, shake it, shake it....SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!!!

that really doesnt make it develop any faster.

[el_jefe]

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

i hate this song - and then you made me go and "google" it, and now it IS stuck in my head... time for sanford & son....

na-na-NA-na
na-na-NAAAna-nowneenow

***********************
A long long time ago
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

So Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the Book of Love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so
Do you believe in rock 'n roll
Can music save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to dance real slow
Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died

I started singin' Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while the King was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lennon (Lenin?) read a book of Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died

We were singing Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Helter Skelter in a summer swelter
The Byrds (birds) flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul out on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the Sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died

We started singing bye bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation Lost in Space
With no time left to start again
So come on,
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died

And they were singing Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

They were singing bye-bye,
Miss American Pie
Drove my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die.

[The Reverend Floater]

If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain....

Christ, I helped out at this quasi-Level One avy class this past weekend. We were setting up a burial scenario before the students got up there and this other instructor, a funny guide with a local outfitter, starts BELTING out that song. It hasn't left my brain since. Help me. Help me help you.

[mildbill.]

so kiiiiiiiiiiissssss me and smile for..
MAKE
IT
FUCK
ING
STOP!

[The AD]

Don't turnaround, uh oh (zha zha)
der Kommissar's in town, uh oh

[Viva]

From my SoCal childhood, teenagehood, and adulthood it’s-

The Pet Ellis Dodge jingle! sung to children’s voices

Pete Ellis Dodge
Long Beach Freeway
Firestone Exit
Southgate

repeat ad nauseam

[lemon boy]

Here you go pun-

Like a virgin!

aoah!

touched for the very first tiiiiimmmmee

like a vir er er er gin

when your heart beats


next2 mine

[bad_roo]

You guys need to watch 'Touching The Void'.

[mildbill.]

Originally posted by The AD
Don't turnaround, uh oh (zha zha)
der Kommissar's in town, uh oh

somebody just made billy's shit list for the day!

well, better than 'leaving on a jet plane', thanks for the help.

[jibij]

Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They’re the modern stone age family.

From the town of Bedrock,
They’re a page right out of history.

Let’s ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet.

When you’re with the Flintstones
you’ll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabb-a-doo time.
You’ll have a gay old tiiiiiime.

[irul&ublo]

Originally posted by lemon boy
Muhahahhaahahahaha

Having never heard such an asinie song in person your foolish lyrics have no effect on me Joker!


But I'll leave you with a little Country Joe & the Fish:

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Vietnam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those reds —
The only good commie is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Huh!
Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on the Viet Cong.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.
And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

"The Fish" aka Barry Melton, is the Public defender for Yolo County, CA (just West of Sac). I see him in court every once in a while. I always have to stifle the urge to yell "What's that spelll....FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK".

[boarderline]

Rerun, but a worthy one.

[bluewood_skier]

Ataris
The Boys Of Summer

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets
The sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not at home

But I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy?
Remember how I made you scream
Now I don't understand what happened to our love
But babe, I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna show you what I'm made of

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
I see you walkin' real slow and you're smilin' at everyone
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

Out on the road today, I saw a BLACK FLAG sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice Inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back."
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

[bluewood_skier]

but actually i like that song so its not a shitty one to get stuck in your head.

[The AD]

Originally posted by bluewood_skier
Ataris
The Boys Of Summer

Another contender for the "worst covers" thread?

[PaSucks]

All you ass mongers got it good (except punani, damn i dont envy you) for the last three hours I have had the theme from the muppet show stuck in my head. Its been going through my head so long Im going to turn into a god damn puppet pretty soon, and that would suck cause I'm not into fisting...