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    Utards - who plays golf?

    eh? any regular golfers out here?

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    Dingleberry's your man. Although, I did see him at the range once and his flailing style is reminiscent of ostrichs humping.
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    just looking for some more people to play golf with. lemme know if you guys want to go play golf sometime, that is if you don't mind being out-driven by a midget

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    Quote Originally Posted by midget
    just looking for some more people to play golf with. lemme know if you guys want to go play golf sometime, that is if you don't mind being out-driven by a midget
    Heh, that's funny. I want to start playing again this summer since it's been about 4 years since I last played. Should have some more time later this month, if I can still play I'll let you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bart



    Are you one of the oompa loompas...lol
    Your emoticons don't make any sense, jong!

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    i golf er weekend if you wanna play its a beer a hole!
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    A little golf, not regularly though.


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    Midget - I used to play quite a bit, but haven't played as much since I moved to UT, mostly 'cause I can't find regular partners to head out with. Once the physical therapist gives clearance, I'd be up for hitting it around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bart



    Are you one of the oompa loompas...lol
    Did anyone else miss the joke leaving them unable to lol as well?

    edit: my grammar sucks.
    Last edited by Ski Monkey; 06-04-2006 at 06:41 PM.

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    Golf...hhmm. I was just looking at my clubs today...thinkin....hhhmm
    PM me any one, if you need a 4th. or a 3rd or a 2nd. 135 handicap bring it!
    Points on their own sitting way up high

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    Midget I sometimes pretend to play. We should rally pstash and hook it up. But I'm going to make both of you drink beer while playing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Particle
    Midget I sometimes pretend to play. We should rally pstash and hook it up. But I'm going to make both of you drink beer while playing
    damn, i think powstash would get about as waisted as i do after a single beer.

    I was thinking of heading out Monday afternoon sometime, not sure where yet though...maybe stonebridge, wingpoint, old mill, dunno

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    Like Ski Monkey, I haven't played for a while. I'm not afraid to embarrass myself on the golf course. Maggot fore-some[sic]? Let's go!
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    I need to head to SLC either Monday or Tuesday - would be in for some Old Mill back 9 fun after work.

    Or we should get the midget to come up from the valley and hit Park City for twilight at 6 - with it staying light until 9 we could easily get our $12 worth. (that is if we you valley boys pretend to be PC locals it's $12.)

    I'm down for whenever. Need to dust off the clubs sooner than later.
    "In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson

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    OK, MONDAY then?
    I know Mac Daddy's in for somewhere down in the valley, who wants to go where?
    ....and who's ready for a 5 foot midget to outdrive them by 100 yards?

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    So is anyone in for Monday?

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    Can't go today, I'm still on the DL. But when the back decides to unlock I'd be down to hit a round with the mags. Just keep bumping the thread, eventually we'll get some people together.

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    BAH you people with your ailments!

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    I'm game for most anyday post work--pending a hall pass from the wife. And I don't know if "play" golf would be appropriate for me. It's more of an epic battle between man, clubs and ball.
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    ok then how does going out to swing clubs as hard as you can work? that's a better description of my golf game.

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    DOH my clubs are still out in Cali. I'll bring them back with me next Monday, then it's on. I'm down for either Mill or PC apres work...whatever's cheapest really cuz I'm gonna s-u-c-k!

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    There are a good 200 golf balls across the street from my driveway. When dad is in town, the beer drinkin leads to teeing off.

    I shoot around 100 usually.


    But I am up north, so getting there after work would be tough.


    Maggot Golf Turney?
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    Maggot golf tourney it is!
    Bart sounds like you got some game.....or at least your team did!

    buzz - wouldn't mind coming up north to play some golf at some point this summer

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by midget
    Maggot golf tourney it is!
    Bart sounds like you got some game.....or at least your team did!

    buzz - wouldn't mind coming up north to play some golf at some point this summer
    You got a place to stay as well. We can hit Birch Creek, it is a fun course.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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