speech? Should the need ever arise, of course."If you ever hurt my daughter/niece/sister/whatever, I'll kill/maim/dismember/crucify/mummify/whatever you..."without sounding blatantly disrepectful:
"Pfft. Ooooohhhkay dude. Good luck with that."
Or without sounding like a total faggot:
"Oh, no sir! Me? I'd never do anything that would ever even make her cry...."
Thoughts?
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05-29-2006, 04:21 PM #1BLOODSWEATSTEEL Guest
How to respond appropriately to the
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05-29-2006, 05:00 PM #2
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Tell the dude what he wants to hear, then f the bejesus out his daughter/niece/whatever.
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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05-29-2006, 05:09 PM #3BLOODSWEATSTEEL Guest
That would be the obvious maneuver. I'm looking for something a little more tactful. Something that might leave him scratching his head for a while.
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05-29-2006, 05:12 PM #4
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"What if she asks me to spank her?"
You are what you eat.
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05-29-2006, 05:30 PM #5
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Those kinds of comments never fail to piss me off. I usually gave 'em a "riiight..." or a quick change of the subject, depending on how much I respected them. Besides not being very creative and a sort of comical feather puffing....isn't it enough to just make it obvious how much you love your niece/daughter/whatever? Those kinds of comments seem to stem more from their own insecurity than any genuine protective impulse.
I was always more impressed by the more subtle messages...like lifting a mostly full 55gallon drum into the back of a pickup or showing off your guns...Last edited by focus; 05-29-2006 at 07:33 PM.
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05-29-2006, 05:43 PM #6
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This would pretty much do it for me.
Originally Posted by focus
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05-29-2006, 09:24 PM #7
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Just what you are looking for. Originally Posted by Beaver
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05-29-2006, 09:56 PM #8
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I meant F her immediately after telling him what you want to hear, with him watching in amazement, jaw on the floor, not able to believe your audacity. Bonus points for yelling "I'm gonna rip the shit out of this" and for pointing mid-coitus. Originally Posted by BLOODSWEATSTEEL
I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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05-29-2006, 10:12 PM #9
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55gals. X 8lbs/gal = 440 pounds. if you can lift that or close to that into you're pick-up bed i'm not going near you niece/daughter/sister/wife/girlfriend/step-daughter/goddaughter/girl you know next door/friend/snowbunny/etc
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