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    Hey, check out my cock!

    Heh.....
    You are what you eat.
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    That cock looks well manicured……
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    That cock has a poofy head.
    I've got more suits than Liberace, but less than Eastvailhucker.

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    I never did like cocks with red hair.

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    That is one beautiful erect cock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by everyone above me
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    You homos clicked on a link titled "Check out my cock!"

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    What amazing plumage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser
    You homos clicked on a link titled "Check out my cock!"
    And you didn't?

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    Uncut, I see.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    I had such high hopes for this thread... but looking at that spectacular cock was not a letdown.

    I've never seen one so big, so manly. I just want to reach out and touch it.
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    According to some guys on a chicken forum it's a bearded buff laced polish.
    You are what you eat.
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    And I thought it was a French Tickler.....

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    I call poor form. Or cock envy perhaps. THAT IS MY DAMN COCK. He's on probationary loan, poor fella. I didn't have a harem for him and there are no shortage of girlies around the Beaver's house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    And you didn't?
    Oh shit.

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    I swear we have had this exact same thread, with the exact same cock, before. Dejavue man.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam
    And you didn't?
    I certainly didn't.

    You guys are so gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    I had such high hopes for this thread... but looking at that spectacular cock was not a letdown.

    I've never seen one so big, so manly. I just want to reach out and touch it.
    Feel free to stroke it and pet it and kiss it a little.

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    I was always curious what would happen if I stuffed my cock in a bag of Cheetos. Do you have any pictures of cocks that have been stuffed into Doritos bags as well?
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Feel free to stroke it and pet it and kiss it a little.
    If only I weren't so afraid of catching bird flu...
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    Use a condom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver
    Heh.....

    Kinda skinny and strangely discolored...yup; that's your cock.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    Kinda skinny and strangely discolored...yup; that's your cock.
    You forgot frilly.
    You are what you eat.
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