Real Estate Crash thread

[Ted Striker]

Haven't checked too far outside my locale, but anyone else notice that zillow has way more listings without a "zestimate" than a few months ago?

It might be something local related to information access. Literally every house in my county still has both Zestimates + "Redstimates"

[Whiteroom_Guardian]

Florida if you own a boat, the boat is in the water, and you live on the water.......and have another place in a cooler/mountainous state? Yes.

Florida if you live inland, don't have a boat, it's 800000000% humidity and urban sprawl........No thanks.

[skaredshtles]

Florida if you own a boat, the boat is in the water, and you live on the water.......

[Supermoon]

Florida if you own a boat, the boat is in the water, and you sail that boat to literally anywhere else

FIFY

[mud]

Pensacola is the new Ogden.

[zion zig zag]

Pensacola is the new Ogden.

Considering how many fucking Florida plates I see here now I think Ogden may be the new Pensacola.

[mud]

Probably southern Baptist's trying to convert Mormon's.

[Ted Striker]

Crazily enough, we have lots of FL plates here (pretty much the farthest you can go in the lower 48).

They really wanted to put some distance behind them.

[mud]

I looked into moving to Bellingham but the smell of depression and bong water was too strong.

[Core Shot]

Z estimates always ramped up to a listing price. They have to. Otherwise class action lawsuit that Zillow was interfering with the sale.

But. That number, no matter how crazy, starts dropping after weeks of not being sold. It’s a weird data point. So many homes have somewhat reasonable zestimates that hockey stick upon listing.
And there’s probably some dumbass buyer that believes it.

[Ted Striker]

I looked into moving to Bellingham but the smell of depression and bong water was too strong.

Seems like the depression is being replaced by anger, but you are not wrong

[dunfree]

Yeah, I hate Florida and I'm not a big water recreation person, but even I would choose Florida in a heartbeat over fucking Ohio.

the difference between the two is the heat & humidity & the age of the suburban sprawl.

[XXX-er]

I watched Florida Man on netflix last week they hit all those Florida jokes i was unaware of

Abby Lee the girlfriend is pretty cute

[rideit]

I would rather live in many parts of New Jersey that basically anywhere in Florida. Unless I was only there a few days at a time, and had access to a plane to GTFO on short notice.

[Dantheman]

Ohio simply must have better MTB than Florida, right?

[skaredshtles]

Ohio simply must have better MTB than Florida, right?

I've heard that Hocking Hills is ALL TIME.

[spanky]

Ohio simply must have better MTB than Florida, right?

Year round!

https://raysmtb.com/

It has to be better than indoor skiing in NJ!

[Percy Rideout]

Year round!

https://raysmtb.com/

It has to be better than indoor skiing in NJ!

Legendary spot.

[Foggy_Goggles]

Here is some word salad from some market experts. I think ChatGTP could do better. I mean, most people know that you have no idea what you are talking about but to express it so clearly in writing is special.

The real estate market in Grand County, Colorado has continued to experience the market conditions of recent months. According to recent data, the number of listings in the market has decreased across the board from March of last year, and listings are still historically low. Sellers in Grand county can expect to receive less that full price for their homes, but with an average of 98% list to sold price, the overall value for Grand County homes are still historically high. Buyers in the Grand County real estate market are currently enjoying more negotiating power and discounts, which has been a continuing trend in the market as mortgage rates have been going up. This is good news for buyers who are looking to make a purchase in the area and have the cash to negate these rates. Overall, the real estate market in Grand County, Colorado is looking to find stability and an even market between buyers and sellers. Buyers are getting great deals and have more negotiating power, while sellers are still able to command high prices for their properties. With listings on the rise and heading into summer, it is a great time to make a move in the real estate market in Grand County.

I stuck in into Google Translate and this what is spit back

If you've got cash, give us a call

If your willing to take below asking with a pile of contingences, give us a call

Otherwise, we probably can't be bothered

We'll spam you again when we back from Mexico

[Mazderati]

$1MM is the new $250k.

[skaredshtles]

$1MM is the new $250k.

...

[byates1]

https://bozeman.craigslist.org/reb/d...612586028.html

Here's one example of how out of control the garbage is around here. One acre, trailer, horrible white trash neighbors. 650k.

Ppl are out of their minds w what they want. Any land in MT is now 100k for .5 acre. Min..

[Percy Rideout]

https://bozeman.craigslist.org/reb/d...612586028.html

Here's one example of how out of control the garbage is around here. One acre, trailer, horrible white trash neighbors. 650k.

Ppl are out of their minds w what they want. Any land in MT is now 100k for .5 acre. Min..

That garage alone would be worth $650k near me.

[kathleenturneroverdrive]

https://bozeman.craigslist.org/reb/d...612586028.html

Here's one example of how out of control the garbage is around here. One acre, trailer, horrible white trash neighbors. 650k.

Ppl are out of their minds w what they want. Any land in MT is now 100k for .5 acre. Min..

This one hits the WTF mark for me.

[skaredshtles]

This one hits the WTF mark for me.

They're including that basement in the sq footage.