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Thread: Did the maggots start a national craze?

  1. 01-15-2004, 05:53 PM #26
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    Originally posted by altachic
    a good wax= mucho pain...there are other ways to be smooth.
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    Originally posted by Lumpy
    Hairless huh? Not for me, I'd miss unclogging the shower drain of my evacuated body hair.
    The shower drain is easy, what bugs me is every week when I sweep out the hardwood floor in my room wondering who has the pet dog....

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    Yes, Nater. You've done it again.

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    Yosscletus surely has something to say about this!
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    They wax their balls??!!!! Aside from the fact you can bring down a guy by just grazing his nuts (little secret for the ladies), wouldn't the waxing girl have to pull that shit across the room before it released? Nut sacks are pretty stretchy.
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    Originally posted by bossass
    They wax their balls??!!!! Aside from the fact you can bring down a guy by just grazing his nuts (little secret for the ladies), wouldn't the waxing girl have to pull that shit across the room before it released? Nut sacks are pretty stretchy.
    Nah, just one blunt rip. then another. Not that I would know...........

    Hey, the any ladys with me have at least deserve something not hairy to suck on...I mean...it's only fair.
    Last edited by DINMS; 01-15-2004 at 10:55 PM.
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  8. 01-16-2004, 09:41 AM #33
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    Originally posted by DINMS

    Hey, the any ladys with me have at least deserve something not hairy to suck on...I mean...it's only fair.
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  9. 01-16-2004, 10:03 AM #34
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    Originally posted by Viva
    Welcome back the real DINMS!!
    I've been here. Just...not posting that shit. Jesus....
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  10. 01-16-2004, 10:06 AM #35
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    Originally posted by KQ
    Pussies!
    I agree. I got nuthin against waxed pussies. In the meantime, I'll just wax poetic.
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    Originally posted by DINMS
    I've been here. Just...not posting that shit. Jesus....
    Yeah, that's what I meant. Budda....
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    You guys can always try this. It hums!

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  13. 01-16-2004, 10:56 AM #38
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    Too bad he hasn't tried it out on that moustache...I guess the 70s porn star look is making a comeback...

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    Look how lovingly he gazes at the razor. Kinda makes you wonder...
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