'Cheatin' Hearts' a poll of maggot infidelity

[yogachik]

My old boyfriend married the girl he cheated on me with - then I ran into him years later and he tried to cheat on her with me. Nuh uh. Leopards don't change their spots.

[Hutch]

Leopards don't change their spots.

Sadly, I think this is true.

[MacDaddy]

Uhh... yeah, it counts. If you came in, on, or in the presence of someone else - it counts. .

In the presence? thats harsh

[white]

Many in the poll admitted to cheating, but nary a post yet admitting it. And I will not be the first, or in a later list.

I copped to it if you consider what I did cheating (see reply #30)

...we hadn't had the break up conversation, but we were clearly drifting apart when someone else came and swept me away...I think I'm in the clear on this one...

[The Dad]

The problem is current vs. past relationships.

Current relationship (just shy of 14 years), neither.

Prior relationships, both.

[72Twenty]

I cheated in softball the other night. If you want to steal 2nd, you are not supposed to leave the bag with your foot until the pitch crosses the plate, but I left a little early and the ump didn't see it.

[ak_powder_monkey]

good thing I'm ugly because I'm stupid and weak.

haven't been cheated on, never cheated, see ugliness (and I don't want to)

[Conundrum]

good thing I'm ugly because I'm stupid and weak.

haven't been cheated on, never cheated, see ugliness (and I don't want to)

Now that's some funny shit

[ubertele]

I've cheated.....and been cheated on.

I was dating this girl in college and when she went abroad I started hooking up with another girl. Turns out that my girlfriend had a boyfriend abroad also. Oh well I have never felt one bit bad about it because she turned out to be fucking crazy.

[P_McPoser]

Cheated on my ex-gf after we had been dating for about 6 months. We moved past it, but I never should have....A waste of 5 years I realize now. Luckily I have found ms. perfect (soon to be Mrs. Perfect and have never even thought about it!

Although, like Bodhi, I can be a terrible flirt whilst consuming alcoholic beverages.

[snowdreamer]

Okay - knowing that all of these decisions come down to a matter of honesty and trust...how would you feel about a situation where someone is separated, filed for a divorce taking up with someone new? (assuming the someone new is neither a barnyard animal or an alien).

It's obvious the marriage is over I wouldn't consider this cheating.

[fridge]

I cheated in softball the other night. If you want to steal 2nd, you are not supposed to leave the bag with your foot until the pitch crosses the plate, but I left a little early and the ump didn't see it.

We were playing softball last night, and I was acting as first base umpire (your team has to supply umpires while batting). My friend hit a grounder to the outfield, and it bounced up and smoked a girl in the mouth. I told him to take 2nd while she was bleeding from the mouth. I stand by my decision.

[Phatstix]

Never ever. 10 years of marriage and various girlfriends over time. Got close once while engaged and felt so guilty the next day that I resolved never to let myself even get that close (serious flirting in bar while drunk). Even in retrospect, after divorce, I'm glad I never cheated.

Then again, maybe its because I'm ugly and the opportunities just didn't present themselves enough.

That's funny.

[good4nothing]

If you cheat you have no honor.

I would (obviously) concur, and never have myself.

Been on the receiving end 3X though, gets old.

EDIT: (obviously) refering to my post in the other thread.

Also to clarify, I don’t think that once cheated = No honor ever, but I do think that the act itself is profoundly dishonorable. I have certainly done other things that greatly dishonored myself, but in doing so I generally learned not to again. Shit, it's hard to learn if you don’t ever make mistakes, it just seems that this particular mistake is a painful and exceedingly unpleasant experience for most everyone involved. But if it takes doing it and learning from it to never do it again, I have as much respect for the developed fidelity (assuming it is genuine) as for that of the person who never cheated to begin with (again, if genuine).

Before everyone decides I’m riding some moral high horse between this and my posts in uncle's thread, I’ll tell you honestly that there is a very real fear in the back of my mind that there may exist a sealed indictment regarding some VERY VERY FUCKING RECKLESS AND STUPID things i did some years back. So, I’m not judging anyone’s mistakes having made vastly more grievous ones myself (not involving sex, relationships, or fidelity), but I do strongly feel that honor is something of value that is increasingly falling by the wayside.

[MacDaddy]

I would (obviously) concur, and never have myself.

Been on the receiving end 3X though, gets old.

(obviously) sorry bout that dude! you gotta seeeem coming! or keep em cuming, it might keep em around

Nor will I pull a MacDaddy and throw out there my current masturbation dreams.

My dreams are lucid, biatch!

So I guess that makes me a bad boy! ?

[good4nothing]

(obviously) sorry bout that dude! you gotta seeeem coming! or keep em cuming, it might keep em around

In the words of the immortal Low-G

"Mista', go get her, kick the mo' better
If she wanna go fuck the ho let her"


if they're gonna cross that line, better to know sooner rather than later. Never fun, but i've never looked back and felt like I lost any skin off my ass in the end either.

[MacDaddy]

if they're gonna cross that line, better to know sooner rather than later. Never fun, but i've never looked back and felt like I lost any skin off my ass in the end either.

well done

[Syprik]

Does "just the tip" count as cheating? Like just for a second, just to see how it feels?

[Max Gosey]

A girl got pregnant while cheating on me. I think I posted that. That was the only time, as far as I know.

I've never cheated and, as far as I can see, I never will. I've eyefucked the shit out of many girls at CU (who could help but to do so?) but I've never acted on anything, not even a kiss.

[Affix Snow]

High School....Knew i was getting cheated on so i went out and Revenge Fucked. Felt Real good. Dont consider cheating.....Consider it REVENGE.

College. Cheated on....1st love. Ended it. Really hurt. Never EVER cheated again....or will ever.

[Woodsy]

I have had no honour; but need to now.
hopefully this leopard can change his spots.

[Hutch]

I've been 12 years with the new spots - they seem to work ok - but it is hard when you are so damn handsome, as you know...

[Mcwop]

Most of you know my story.

Now that I am single, I still would not fool around with a married person. You ain't got nothing but your character.

[zion zig zag]

I slept with a married woman once, but she didn't fess up until later so I don't know if that counts.

The funny part of the story is that her husband was in prison....for trying to kill some guy she cheated with. True story.

[Hutch]

I slept with a married woman once, but she didn't fess up until later so I don't know if that counts.

The funny part of the story is that her husband was in prison....for trying to kill some guy she cheated with. True story.

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